Tag Archives: Homeland Security

A Sign*, (*signs) Of The Times, That Will Drive You Nuts.

Each and every day we are surrounded by a gazillion signs that tell us to “stop,” “go,” “yield,” “fart,”…..um, well maybe not that last one, but as far as I’m concerned they should have one like that posted around public … Continue reading

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Links You Should Never Touch. Um….cept this one…..

“Credit.com” and reporter Adam Levin posted this story about the 5 Internet links, (unlike sausage links) that you or I should never click on. This of course after I’ve already clicked on just about all of them. WTF! Adam starts … Continue reading

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Ants In Your Pants In Georgia….and they’re freakin’ crazy.

You might not want to take a, “Midnight Train To Georgia,” on one of those “Rainy Nights In Georgia,” because you had, “Sweet Georgia Brown,” (or the Harlem Globetrotters) on your mind, or because, “The Devil Went Down To Georgia,” … Continue reading

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Killer Bees Attack Florida Workers. Here’s The Buzz On This Stinging Story

I’m tellin’ ya, you just can’t go anywhere these days without the fear of being attacked. Homeland Security is busy watching airlines and the people who board planes, but do ya think they’re watching rubbish piles for terrorists? NO! Obviously … Continue reading

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The New Terrorist Threat: Bunnies!

Oh sure, Homeland Security is all over the place keeping eyes on terrorist type people and checking body scanners at airports just to see if per chance Kim Kardashian might have had a body scan, but, where are they when … Continue reading

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When It Rains…It Pours….Which Is Why I’m All Wet Today.

We’ve all had those days when nothing seems to go right. For me, it’s been one of those weeks. Perhaps you all can relate to some of this stuff. Once every few months I travel a round trip total of … Continue reading

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Once Again Prostitutes, (and one Senator) Get A Bad Rap.

Like Rodney Dangerfield used to say in his act, “I get no respect.”  Of course, Rodney wasn’t a prostitute, but if he were, he still wouldn’t get any respect. You would think that an age-old institution such as prostitution would … Continue reading

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Breaking News: It’s OK To Fart If You’re A Federal Employee (This is NOT A “PEW Research” poll)

You know it’s gotta be a slow day at the Associated Press newsroom when one of the top stories of the day reads, “Federal Agency Retracts Flatulence Reprimand.” Otherwise known as retracting a fart. And, you already know that there’s no … Continue reading

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Never Trust A Cat.

If you own a cat, or two, or five, as I do, you already know you can’t trust the little suckers. Sure, they look so innocent with those cute big eyes and smart-looking whiskers staring back at you, but deep … Continue reading

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It’s Tough Being A Butler These Days. Holy Batman! Sez Alfred.

There’s startling news on the butler front today folks. BUT….before I serve up the butler problem, I just wanted to touch on one political point. That being….WTF! I just couldn’t write today’s blog without commenting on a quote Mitso Romney … Continue reading

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