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OMG! Social Security Recipiants Are Drainiing The Government……UM….WAIT!!!!

Yes, I’m one of those no good rotten old geezers collecting Social Security benefits. OMFG! I’m one of those moochers collecting from an “entitlement” program. WAIT! Did I pay into SS all of the years I worked? Nah….must be my … Continue reading

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Sooooo, What Happens If The Government Shuts Down? OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, if the government shuts down nothing really earth shattering happens. It just sounds like it’s earth shattering because that’s what politicians want you to think. It’s not like they shut all the lights in Washington off, put out the … Continue reading

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“The Geezer Squad.” Is It Me Or Are Movies Going AARP Ballistic?

Something verrrry strange is going on in Hollywood. Maybe you haven’t noticed it, but ya better start paying attention to the influx of new action movies that are hitting the big screen. It’s “Geezerpaloozza!!!!” YES! Action heroes who are in their … Continue reading

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“Let Them Eat Cake*”…..Mitt Romney. More Like Twinkies.

When French bakers ran out of bread, they were obliged to sell brioche to the needy at the same price as bread. So that when Marie Antoinette was allegedly told that the peasants had no bread, she merely indicated that … Continue reading

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Roger Clemens To Pitch Again. This opens up a lot of possibilities for seniors.

WARNING: Before you attempt to read today’s MisfitWisdom blog, be advised that due to a lack of donations, I have taken drastic action and installed a toll booth at the beginning of this blog. Anyone wishing to read today’s blog … Continue reading

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The Definition Of Bureaucrat: Freakin Bozo.

No disrespect to Bozo the clown of course. Who most likely has more brains than any bureaucrat.  So what exactly is a “bureaucrat?”  I’ll tell ya. A freakin Bozo…oops, I just repeated myself. Sorry. Ok….bureaucrat: “An official who narrowly adheres … Continue reading

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Romney Picks Ryan As VP. Damn! I Got All Excited. I Thought It Was Meg Ryan.

Just like everyone else, I was anticipating with bated breath, whatever bated breath means, most likely holding a worm in one’s mouth while attempting to put such worm on a hook, when I learned that Mitt Romney was going to … Continue reading

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Brass Balls: Do You Have A Pair?

If you do, have a pair of “brass balls” that is, I certainly hope your “Fruit of the Looms” can withstand the pressure. It’s a heavy load to bear. Yet, many people out there do sport “brass balls.” Which led … Continue reading

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But Grandma….What A Biggggg Stash You Have!

Yep, this photo you’re looking at is that of a hardened criminal. A drug kingpin. And now she’s facing the full wrath of the law in Oklahoma after being nailed by the Gestapo for being in possession of over 4 … Continue reading

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Gnu-t Gingrich’s First Day As President…Hmmmm, Gnews To Me.

Yep, at his victorious concession speech on Tuesday night after losing the Florida Primary to Mitso Romney, Gnu-t stepped up to the podium, which is somewhat of an effort considering, as I’ve said before, his stomach always gets there first. … Continue reading

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