Tag Archives: The Old Philosopher Eddie Lawrence

You Know You Live In A Small Town When…………………..

You know you live in a small town when you plug in your electric shaver and all the lights in town dim………… Ba da boom ba da bing! Or, you read this item in your paper and wonder which one … Continue reading

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Ants In Your Pants In Georgia….and they’re freakin’ crazy.

You might not want to take a, “Midnight Train To Georgia,” on one of those “Rainy Nights In Georgia,” because you had, “Sweet Georgia Brown,” (or the Harlem Globetrotters) on your mind, or because, “The Devil Went Down To Georgia,” … Continue reading

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Arizona Sherrif Joe Arpaio: “Tell That Varmint, (George Lopez) To Meet Me At High Noon!

“OK podners. Lets round up the posse and snag that damn varmint George Lopez. That low down no good dirty rotten bushwhacker said some disparaging remarks about me and ah ain’t gonna take it.” “Um Sheriff, what is it exactly … Continue reading

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Burger King Is Freaking Me Out…….AGAIN!!! They Get The FFFF Award.

(UPDATE) Friday 4/13 this response from the District Manager of Burger King: My name is Chrystal Pascale, the district manager of the Burger King on Bald Hill Road . I received your complaint about the unsatisfying experience you had in … Continue reading

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