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Ants In Your Pants In Georgia….and they’re freakin’ crazy.

You might not want to take a, “Midnight Train To Georgia,” on one of those “Rainy Nights In Georgia,” because you had, “Sweet Georgia Brown,” (or the Harlem Globetrotters) on your mind, or because, “The Devil Went Down To Georgia,” … Continue reading

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To Sea…um….I Meant To “SEE” Or Not To See. THAT Is The Question.

You know what happens when you get old? You die. Actually there are no options other than that available. Yet. BUT…if there were, Medicare definitely would NOT cover it. Because who the hell wants a bunch of old people hanging … Continue reading

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Now I Have To Worry About My Zip Code? WTF!

Look folks, on a daily basis I tend to NOT worry about a lot of stuff. In fact, I leave the worrying to my other half. Why? Because she’s a freakin’ worrywort and worrys about EVERYTHING!  So why in the hell … Continue reading

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Who Thinks Up These #%$#!#@! Words Anyhow……Einstein?

I suspect that Albert Einstein is alive and well and living in Oxon Hill, Maryland where the recent 2013 “Scripps National Spelling Bee” took place this past week. I base this on the fact that nobody in their right mind, … Continue reading

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Playing With Dirt……Somethings Never Change

I was having a difficult time writing today’s blog. Usually my blogs are written a day in advance, so, as in this instance, it actually was written on Sunday afternoon. Yes, on very rare occasions when a major news item … Continue reading

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Today’s MW Topic: “Ants.” But, Not In Your Pants.

I’ve always been fascinated by those little tiny ant creatures. Just toiling away, day in and day out, maybe nighttime too, unless they relax like we humans do and just kick back and do whatever it is ants do when … Continue reading

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The Ultimate Vacation Destination. Condom Paradise.

Bet you all thought it was going to be some exotic warm place out in the South Pacific.  Close, but no cigar. I’m talking about the new and exciting “Thailand Condom Museum” which is located, of course, in Thailand, which … Continue reading

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