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Hmmmm. What Should My Next Book Be About? Maybe…..How Not To Write A Book.

I’ve written 3 books, all different subjects, and I’m getting the itch again. Most likely it’s an allergy reaction rather than an itch to write yet another non best-selling book. Usually something has to inspire me to write a book. … Continue reading

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Deer Dr….oops….soreeee….Dear Dr. Dick………….(aka Misfit)

On occasion many people inquire as to why I write this nonsense. I myself have asked that question to myself many times as well. At first I thought it was out of boredom. You know how it goes if you’re … Continue reading

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When You’re A Humor Writer……Nothing’s Funnier Than The Person You Live With

Some days, for a lot of humor writers, it’s very hard to come up with things to write about……at least humorous things. BUT…..I for one do not have that problem. Because I live with a woman who provides me with … Continue reading

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With Regard To The Tragic Events In France

Time to insert my two cents, or francs, into the recent tragic events in France. I do this because of the fact that I myself write, or attempt to write, comedy and sometimes touch on subjects that on occasion piss … Continue reading

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“Invasion Of The Dust Bunnies” Catchy title for a new book…..but………….

I swore, (#!*!*%&$%#@!) that I’d never write another book after I got extremely f**ked by my last publisher, (and it didn’t feel good either) but I’m beginning to get that old feeling again, (and it’s not gas) to write another … Continue reading

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Once Again I’m Suffering From “Blogitus.” (borderline genius or very stupid)

As in this Johnny Hart cartoon today, (below) according to tests I’ve taken on Facebook, I may actually be a genius. Or pretty damn stupid. Kind of a toss-up depending on what one defines as being a genius, or just … Continue reading

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Every So Often Writers Have To Go Ballistic! Today, I’ts My Turn.

I do not go off the deep end too often. Mostly because I don’t know how to swim. But, when I DO go off the deep end, it’s usually for a good reason. Or not. Depending on your point of … Continue reading

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Another Useless Writing Day. Bear with me, I’m bordering on insanity here.

Hey! Ya think it’s freakin’ easy to write a daily blog 365 days a year? Do ya punk! Well it’s not. Gawd knows there are lots of stupid stories out there on the Internet I could write about, but, contrary … Continue reading

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I Found Solace In The Song, “People.”

It was Barbra Streisand’s song “People,” that finally shook me out of my writing crisis that engulfed me over the past few days. Along with some great “people” who read this blog and encouraged me to continue to write humor … Continue reading

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Justifiable Homicide Should Be Legal For Writers

Soooo….it’s not very often that I get to leave the house and mingle with other people. Not that I’m confined to the house mind you, but because I absolutely hate leaving the house in the cold winter months. But yesterday, … Continue reading

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