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Why I Hate Sundays………………….Which Is The Result Of Today’s Blog

Have you ever wondered how I come up with writing a lot of weird stuff on this blog? Simple…….I’m not normal. (this clip from “Young Frankenstein” says it all) I used to love Sundays. Probably many of you love Sundays. … Continue reading

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They’re Alive I Tell Ya….Aliveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember that horror filled scene from those “Frankenstein” moves when the good doctor discovers that his creation has come alive…….. YES! It’s aliveeeeeeeeeee!!!!! It’s finally happened in real life. Except no Dr. Frankenstein was involved. YES! TV networks have seen … Continue reading

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Now You Can Buy Your Own Cockroaches….Um…..But Why?

Yep, just what I had on my Christmas list this year. My own cockroach. And it will only cost me $99. AND….it’s remote-controlled! The perfect gift for anyone that’s hard to buy for at Christmas time. AND…it actually has a … Continue reading

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Who knows what a new nose can do? The Chinese nose…um, knows.

Basically, I myself would have a major problem if I had to have a new nose. Only because traditionally Italians, such as myself, tend to have big noses. Well, most of us. This is caused by years and generations of … Continue reading

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The “Westboro Bozo Church” Strikes Again

It’s been a few months since the “Westboro Baptist Church” has been in the news. “OMG! What to do. We haven’t been in the news recently. Gawd….call Sarah Palin and ask her how we can get some attention here for … Continue reading

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How To Create The Perfect Woman.* *This is closely related to Dr. Frankensten

Dr. Frankenstein, May he rest in peace, would be proud of Dr. David Matlock, (no relation to Matlock, The TV series detective, who, did a lot of matlocking but nothing like this guy) who has created the perfect woman. His … Continue reading

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Wanna Good Deal On the Brooklyn Bridge? Um…WAIT! I have a better deal.

First of all, let me state that today’s blog will NOT be of interest to anyone outside the Connecticut area. Actually, it’ll interest no one outside of my town. So, if you do not give a rats ass about local … Continue reading

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Scientists Claims Head Transplants Possible: Walt Disney, Ted Williams, Call Home.

If you already don’t know, I’ll fill ya in. When Walt Disney died some years ago, legend has it that his instructions were that his head be saved by freezing it, (cryonics) and stored in a box somewhere. Umn, technically that’s … Continue reading

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Colorado Gov. Hickenlooper Gets “Fracked,” or…..That Other “F” Word.

First of all let me state that if I for one, had a last name that I thought sucked, as does Colorado Governor, John Hickenlooper, (my personal opinion) I’d be in name change court in a heartbeat. Kinda like having some of … Continue reading

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New Book Says Return From Death Possible. The Good News and The Bad News Is………….

Like everyone always says to you, “Hey, I got some good news and some bad news for ya….whaddya want first?” I personally choose the bad news option first. Then, if it’s really bad news, and I’m crying hysterically, someone can give me … Continue reading

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