Tag Archives: Bill Clinton

Days You Should Be Celebrating In June…Or Not….

If you’re one of those people who have no friends, lead an extremely boring life, and even animals tend to ignore you, fear not, here’s a list of activities during the month of June to get your mind off of … Continue reading

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And NOW….The Trump-Cruz Campaign Gets Ugly………Excluding the Nudity Of Course

I wasn’t really getting into the fight between Donald Trump and Ted Cruz over who’s suited to be the best GOP candidate to take on the Democratic nominee, BUT, now it’s getting verrrrry interesting. I mean, who gives a rats … Continue reading

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OMFG!!!!!! I FINALLY Get To Use The “Supremes” Song “Love Child” In a Blog

Breakkkkkkkkkkkking news. President Warren Harding, a Republican (gasp) fathered a love child while (gasp) president of the Yew Nited States. IMPEACH!!!! IMPEACH!!!!  TAR AND FEATHER THE SOB!!!! MAKE HIM RESIGN!!!! CONGRESSIONAL INVESTIGATION!!!! EVEN WORSE, MAKE HIM A FOX NEWS COMMENTATOR. … Continue reading

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Lady Ga Ga Gets Engaged? Oh Nooooooooooooo. Say It Ain’t So Lady….(sob)

I’m absolutely heartbroken. Devastated. Downtrodden. Depressed. Life is over as I know it. (sob) Lady Ga Ga is officially engaged to that actor who starred in the movie “Zero Dark Thirty, 33 year-old Tayler Kinney. (sob) Oh sure, get engaged … Continue reading

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Social Media, Specifically “Sodahead” Has Become The “Garbage Pail” For America’s Brain Dead

Yep, I myself subscribe to a lot of social media sites. But by far the most vile comments I’ve ever seen in my lifetime are those posted by obviously brain-dead or near brain-dead vile individuals. Otherwise known as “Internet trolls.” … Continue reading

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The BJ That Keeps On Giving, and Giving, and Giving.

Ebola, Terrorism, Elections…….you’d think one of the top stories people would be getting all bent outta shape about would be one of those concerns. But….Noooooooooooo. Ya know what’s getting a lot of press this week. Monica Freakin’ Lewinsky and her … Continue reading

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Strange Presidential Facts: And You Think Obama Is Strange?

Being President of the United States is really a thankless job. You can never please everyone. AND……there are so many things to either like or dislike about a President. But, usually the main reason people tend to like or dislike … Continue reading

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I Really Love Sarah Palin. She Makes Me Look Freakin’ Smart.

(Palin) “He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin’ sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that … Continue reading

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N. J. Man Sues Over Paint Colors Named After Him. Ho Hum…….

So there’s this guy in New Jersey who is sooooo upset that “Benjamin Moore “paint named some paint colors after him that he’s suing the company. Briefly, Clinton Tucker worked for Benjamin Moore in the digital marketing department back in … Continue reading

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YES! I Could Run A For Political Office. But I’d Have To Resign Shorty Thereafter

It’s not even close to November 2016 and already the s**t is hitting the ol fan. Republicans are having “Hillary” paranoia while Democrats are having just plain old paranoia. ME…I’m just freakin’ paranoid. But, it seems that being paranoid might … Continue reading

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