Monthly Archives: September 2012
MisfitWisdom’s Tribute To Andy Williams
This past week we lost a great entertainer. Andy Williams. Today, Sunday, which usually is a day of rest, peace and love, unless I happen to go off on a tangent about something, like I did about donuts last week, … Continue reading
WHAT!!! There’s Another Mona Lisa? Does Mr. Lisa Know?
YES! Big news out of Geneva folks. A second Mona Lisa has been discovered. Well, actually a second Mona Lisa painting, and not the actual Mona Lisa, who, I assume has been dearly departed for many years. First, a look … Continue reading
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Tagged art, Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa Foundation, paintings, Picasso, The Louvre
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At The Vatican,The Butler Did It! Where’s Detective Columbo When Ya Need Him?
Alas, detective Columbo, (Peter Falk) has gone on to solve other major crimes, or sins, up in Heaven. BUT…if he were still with us here on earth, he most likely would have been called in to participate in the latest … Continue reading
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Tagged Burn Notice, butlers, Columbo, Gabrielle Anwar, Hostess Devil Dogs, Mel Brooks, Mitt Romney, N.Y. Times, Peter Falk, scandal, The Pope, The Vatican, USA Today, Washington Post
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Does Anybody At “Dunkin’ Donuts” Have A Freakin’ Clue….or a specific donut?
Yes, I know. I’m getting all bent outta shape today over a donut. Well, actually it’s about “Dunkin’ Donuts” themselves. “Dunkin Donuts” corporate to be even more specific. I know this isn’t an earth shattering end of life as we … Continue reading
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Tagged Boston, Dunkin Donuts, Pickles, senior discounts, seniors, surveys, Tea Party
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The Good News: Scientists Find A Way For Men To Live Longer. But…..
Yes, scientists have discovered a way for men to live longer. Really good news. Fantastic news. Finally scientists have spent some of their time on something great rather than figuring out why fruit flys appear on fruit out of nowhere. … Continue reading
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Tagged castraton, Dogs, Inha University, Korea, Lorena Bobbit, sex hormones
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Heidi Klum….HOT……Need I Say More? OK….more……The Emmys.
Today’s MisfitWisdom blog is a very short one. Because how much can ya write about what Heidi Klum wore at the 2012 Emmys other than OMG!!! So, I decided to write………OMG!!!! By far one of the most sexiest outfits EVER! … Continue reading
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Tagged Blossum, boobs, cleavage, Heidi Klum, Kate Linder, Kinks, Lola, Susan Luci, The Emmys, Vanessa Williams
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Major Stories You May Have Missed: Cows On Chocolate and Giant Toilet Flushing Marathon
Yes, big stories that you may have missed if you were too busy drinking milk and not even once giving any thought to how you got that milk and what a cow has to sacrifice to get it to you, … Continue reading
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Tagged cows, Ex-Lax, plumbing, Roto-Rooter, toilets, Tsunami, Zimbabwe, zombies
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The Most Unpopular Congress Goes On Vacation and Says To All of You….Ya Don’t Like It…GFY!
Ah yes……the ol “GFY” line. Some of you may not know what “GFY” means so I’ll attempt to spell it out for you, delicately, that is. GFY means having sex with one’s self without the presence of another person. Which is … Continue reading
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Tagged congress, Egypt, foreign aid, Libya, Pakistan, politics, turtles Galapagos, United States Postal Service
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Jesus!!! Jesus Was Married? OMG!! Um….does God know about this?
Jesus has been all over the news the past few days due to the discovery of a piece of papyrus. (not to be confused with “platypus,” a burrowing, egg-laying, aquatic monotreme (mammal) that lives in Australia) Which has nothing to … Continue reading
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Tagged Betty White, Christians, Egyptian Coptic, Harvard Divinity School, Jesus, Larry Kng, papyrus, platypus, seniors
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Monica Lewinsky Goes Down On Bill Again…..um……sort of.
Get your minds out of the gutter ya damn perverts. Um….on second thought, it’s ok, you can actually stay in the gutter because this blog today is about Monica Lewinsky writing a tell all book about her encounter with former … Continue reading
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