Tag Archives: Secret Service

You Know Identity Theft Is A Real Problem When Mickey Mouse’s Is Stolen

We all worry about identity thieves stealing our identity through various underhanded means. It happens every single day of the week. And sometimes even on Sunday. Me, hell, I never worry about identity thieves stealing MY identity. Who TF would … Continue reading

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OMG! I Think I May Piss Off The Secret Service.

Yep, I may be in serious trouble with the U. S. Secret Service. The charge…..sarcasm. Yep…..sarcasm may have those creepy looking guys with dark glasses and heavy overcoats knocking on my door demanding to know why I’m so sarcastic. Maybe … Continue reading

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A$10 Million dollar Bra!!!! Better come with a $10 million dollar pair of boobs.

It’s true. “Victoria’s Secret,” the people who make all those sexy lingerie stuff for women and then, because they really can’t keep any secrets, like the Secret Service, tells everybody that ya bought that stuff. Well, at least the mailman … Continue reading

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Woman To Be New Head Of Secret Service. WHAT! Woman…Secret! OMG!!!!

As far as I’m concerned the words “secret” and “woman” should not be used in the same sentence. Especially if you’re saying something to a woman like, “Can ya keep a secret?” The only secret a woman can keep is … Continue reading

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Once Again Prostitutes, (and one Senator) Get A Bad Rap.

Like Rodney Dangerfield used to say in his act, “I get no respect.”  Of course, Rodney wasn’t a prostitute, but if he were, he still wouldn’t get any respect. You would think that an age-old institution such as prostitution would … Continue reading

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Replacing The $1 Bill With A Coin. Hmmm….the Feds are bored once again.

So, nobody can decide, or agree, on just exactly how to avoid the fiscal cliff. No big deal. As avoiding cliffs go. Which is why most roads with steep hills and long drops over the side have guard rails. So … Continue reading

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Isn’t It About Time We Legalize Sex?

The elections are over, yet not one ballot question was aimed at legalizing sex. Yes….legalizing sex. I know what you’re all saying to yourselves. “But Misfit, sex IS legal.” Oh yeah. Then how come General David Petraeus had to resign … Continue reading

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Monica Lewinsky Goes Down On Bill Again…..um……sort of.

Get your minds out of the gutter ya damn perverts. Um….on second thought, it’s ok, you can actually stay in the gutter because this blog today is about Monica Lewinsky writing a tell all book about her encounter with former … Continue reading

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“TAXI”…….. The TV Show, Reincarnated Columbian Style

Could the old TV series “Taxi” be making a comeback…..in Columbia? Hey, the pickings are ripe considering the recent popularity of 42-yea old Jose Pena a taxi driver in Columbia who is now a huge celebrity thanks to the Secret … Continue reading

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Cow Crisis At The U.S. Forest Service In Colorado

Here we all are wasting our time watching news stories about the coming Presidential election, the Secret Service scandal, Mitt Romney’s enrollment in a class that teaches you how to tell a joke without looking stupid and Newt Gingrich attacking … Continue reading

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