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Secret Messages In Strange Places. Like Bathrooms….Which ARE Strange To Begin With.

Yes, we’ve all been to that strange place called the bathroom. Although “bathroom” should NOT be the term for “restrooms” when you’re out and about and need to….um….er…..go. Because there are no “baths” in “restrooms” just toilets and sinks. So, … Continue reading

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Sex Tips For You From The Christian Right: But for us….not them.

Who should know more about sex tips than the Christian Right. Um, did I mention that these tips are basically what THEY think we should do rather than what THEY actually do.  I base this on a lot of the … Continue reading

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Jesus!!! Jesus Was Married? OMG!! Um….does God know about this?

Jesus has been all over the news the past few days due to the discovery of a piece of papyrus. (not to be confused with “platypus,” a burrowing, egg-laying, aquatic monotreme (mammal) that lives in Australia) Which has nothing to … Continue reading

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Michelle Bachmann Pledges To Ban Porno….OMG!!!!

Sometimes I think too much is coming to my attention, which is a problem, due to the fact that I have a very short attention span, and I gave up standing at attention after swearing that I would never stand … Continue reading

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