Monthly Archives: October 2014

Soooooo. Like, Where Exactly Do I Park My #!%$#@! Truck?

Yes, it’s true. There are six gazillion trillion quadriplezillion parking spaces at various stores wherever you go shopping. Most of them are located in the north forty. Because the prime spots are, of course, and with good reason, reserved for … Continue reading

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The BJ That Keeps On Giving, and Giving, and Giving.

Ebola, Terrorism, Elections…….you’d think one of the top stories people would be getting all bent outta shape about would be one of those concerns. But….Noooooooooooo. Ya know what’s getting a lot of press this week. Monica Freakin’ Lewinsky and her … Continue reading

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Who Is Linette Beaumont and Why Is She Driving Men Nutso?

Most likely you’ve never heard of actress Linette Beaumont. But, unless you’ve been under a rock, or stoned outta your tree, most men who are 100% red-blooded American males, know who she is…….kinda. She is a British actress and the … Continue reading

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Sooooo, How Did This “Ebola” Virus Get Its Name Anyhow?

Yes, PANIC! PANIC! The sky is a fallin’. Ebola is EVERYWHERE!!!! Well, not really, but if you watch the news media coverage of anyone who so much as has a fever or sneezes you’d think so. Now I may stand, … Continue reading

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The Next “Politically Correct” Term: Eurocentric.

As always, being completely oblivious to what the hell is happening in the world, I had no freakin’ clue as to what the word “Eurocentric” meant when I read it in an article recently. I initially thought it meant something … Continue reading

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OMG! Social Security Recipiants Are Drainiing The Government……UM….WAIT!!!!

Yes, I’m one of those no good rotten old geezers collecting Social Security benefits. OMFG! I’m one of those moochers collecting from an “entitlement” program. WAIT! Did I pay into SS all of the years I worked? Nah….must be my … Continue reading

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It’s “Columbus Day.” Honoring Peter Falk Of Course.

(A reprise of my Columbus Day blog from last year) Oops…sorry, I got that wrong. “Columbus Day” does not honor Peter Falk who played “Columbo” on that TV series. BUT…I bet if ya ask a bunch of today’s school kids … Continue reading

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