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Congress Finally Taking Action On An Important Issue. Cow Flatulence.
Just when you thought Congress and most Congressmen were totally useless for not concentrating their efforts on legislation that affects all of us, SHAZAM! they go and prove us all wrong by taking on an issue that indeed affects each … Continue reading
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Tagged "The Daily Caller, Agriculture Dept, Beatles, congress, cows, epa, farmers, flatulence
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A “Prairie Home Companion.” In Connecticut….Sorry….no prairies.
Ah the old prairie refrain: “Give me a home, where the buffalo roam, and I’ll show you a messy house.” Yes, life on the ol prairie. As my Funk & Wagnell’s dictionary of words and definitions you could give a rat’s … Continue reading
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Tagged bingo, buffalos, casinos, cows, coyotes, Garrison Keillor, German-Americans, Minnesota, Prairie Home Companion, Scandinavian-Americans
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Vegan’s Gone Wild. A New Painful Twist To Protesting
“Soooo Harvey, whaddya wanna do today? I’m really bored.” “Geez, I dunno Festus, whaddya you wanna do?” “HEY! How about we go down to the street corner and get ourselves branded with a hot branding iron!” “YEAH! Sure beats just hangin’ around … Continue reading
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Tagged ", "MailOnline, animal cruelty, branding, bulls, cows, Cremora, demonstrations, England, protests, tattoos, vegans
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HEY! Ya Know What! Yew Talk Funny!
Today’s blog is about talking funny. No….not about telling funny jokes and stuff, but about really just talking funny. Like in, “Hey, yew sure talk funny!” So why am I on this subject today? I’m in an overload talking funny and … Continue reading
Major Stories You May Have Missed: Cows On Chocolate and Giant Toilet Flushing Marathon
Yes, big stories that you may have missed if you were too busy drinking milk and not even once giving any thought to how you got that milk and what a cow has to sacrifice to get it to you, … Continue reading
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Tagged cows, Ex-Lax, plumbing, Roto-Rooter, toilets, Tsunami, Zimbabwe, zombies
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Moooooving Right Along….Yet Another Cow Story
From the amount of viewers I get whenever I write about cows, which udderly baffles me, I just had to fill all of you cow lovers in on yet another moooooving cow story out of China. Obviously a country that … Continue reading
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Tagged beauty pageants, Ben & Jerrys, Bordens, China, cows, Pamela Anderson
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Mystery Surrounds “The Farmers Almanac.” NOT….”The OLD Farmers Almanac.”
Now you would think that being the sweet old people farmers are, just toiling away in the fields and not getting into any controversial stuff, that we’d all have nothing to concern ourselves with….when it comes to farmers. I mean, … Continue reading
