Tag Archives: Mitt Romney

Remembering (fondly) Flit Cromney..um…?..oh yeah, Mitt Romney

It’s been soooooooo long since I thought about Mitt. (thank Gawd) But, SHAZAM! All of a sudden he’s back in the news with some sort of GOP summit meeting to discuss what to do about Donald Trump. Short of hiring … Continue reading

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Is Sarah Palin MIA? WTF!

I always start to go into a state of panic, as a humor writer, when someone I rely on to say something stupid disappears from the national scene. After all, if I’m writing current events humor, I obviously have to … Continue reading

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Merry Christmas. WHAT! This Is What I Got You For Christmas!!!!

(Christmas 2012 I posted this blog. Thought I’d repost it on this Christmas 2015 as it is still rather timely considering some of the same characters are in the news today. Merry Christmas everyone) Christmas morning everyone opened their gifts … Continue reading

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Rabbits May Be Getting Stoned Outta Their Carrots On Pot….OMFG!!!! Honest!!!

News item: (quotes from “Liberals Unite” website) The headline read: “DEA¬† AGENT PREDICTS DOPE-CRAZED RABBITS IF UTAH PASSES MARIJUANA BILL” “The State of Utah is considering a bill legalizing the use of edible forms of marijuana for certain debilitating medical … Continue reading

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As A Public Service, You Are Asked To Donate Mice. Um…..dead or alive. Honest!

Tis the season of giving, and, I can think of no better way of giving than donating mice to a worthy cause. Doesn’t really break your pocketbook to go out and get a few mice and help out some owls, … Continue reading

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OMFG! This Terrible Frightening Nightmare Keeps Happening…..

There I was, snuggled up under my electric blankie, afghan, hoodie, and one furry cat, (it’s New England in December) and ready for my wonderful comforting afternoon nap, (an old people ritual) when I began to fall into a deep … Continue reading

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HEY Burger King!!! I Got Two Words For Ya. F**K You!

Am I pissed off today. You bet your chicken fries I am bunky. Why? Because, Burger F**king King wants to buy Tim Horton’s of Canada so that they can claim they’re a Canadian company and not have to pay taxes … Continue reading

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