Monthly Archives: April 2013

Sarah Palin: Open Mouth….Insert Foot.

I’m not arguing the point that Ms. Palin doesn’t have the right to say what she thinks. Just as the 2nd amendment guarantees the right for every American citizen to arm bears, we also have the right to freedom of … Continue reading

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Sex = Funderwear = Smartphones = Really Safe Sex.

Lest you think that “I” am the only one with sex on the brain because I just happen to come across stories involving sex or sheep, I take absolutely no responsibility for this next story which “I” did not find … Continue reading

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Hitler Had A Food Taster: Go Figure! BUT….there’s always a but.

Yep, it’s true. Der F├╝hrer actually had someone who tasted his food for him before he ate it. In fact, he had around 15 food tasters. Geez, no wonder the guy was so skinny. By the time all those people … Continue reading

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Phil Spector, Musical Genius………..Now A Spectacle

  In 1958 I was a mere innocent child. As I recall, at age 16, somewhat innocent. Ok…Ok…so I wasn’t THAT innocent…cripes…cut me some slack here. I’m trying to write a story about music producer Phil Spector, who, as we … Continue reading

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“Not Tonight Dear.” FINALLY……A Solution! (for men at least)

First of all, let me state that as a 100% red-blooded American male I have had my share of hearing, “Not tonight dear” excuses when it comes to sex. Secondly, let me state that “I” am only writing about this … Continue reading

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Are You Lonely? Or Just Plain Ugly? Here’s The Answer To All Your Problems

Today’s blog is about finding that special someone. Yes folks, sometimes it’s really hard to find someone to love you. Of course there are many reasons it can be so hard. We’re all not lucky enough to be born beautiful, … Continue reading

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Humorous Reflections On Childhood Trauma: Subtitled: OMG!!! I Be Strokin’

Trauma, as defined in the MisfitWisdom dictionary of words you should know the meaning of but are too stupid to remember what it means, is defined as, “A disordered or psychic or behavioral state resulting from mental or emotional stress … Continue reading

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