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Nefertiti, (Neffy for short) Is Still Missing. Egypt Puts Out A Neffy Alert.

Jusssst in case you have no clue as to who Queen Nefertiti Nefereferuaten, (Gesundheit) was, I’ll enlighten you. But, first, a photo of what she looked like. Ok..ok..it’s not a photo. It’s a bust of Nef from ancient Egypt. (no … Continue reading

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Sooooo, What Happens If The Government Shuts Down? OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, if the government shuts down nothing really earth shattering happens. It just sounds like it’s earth shattering because that’s what politicians want you to think. It’s not like they shut all the lights in Washington off, put out the … Continue reading

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Stop Me Before I Write Another Stupid Letter To “Dear Abby”

There are many ways for people to make themselves look like complete idiots. I, for one, do it on a constant basis by writing this daily blog. BUT…that said, my own idiot status is only known to the over 300 … Continue reading

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When It Rains…It Pours….Which Is Why I’m All Wet Today.

We’ve all had those days when nothing seems to go right. For me, it’s been one of those weeks. Perhaps you all can relate to some of this stuff. Once every few months I travel a round trip total of … Continue reading

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The Most Unpopular Congress Goes On Vacation and Says To All of You….Ya Don’t Like It…GFY!

Ah yes……the ol “GFY” line. Some of you may not know what “GFY” means so I’ll attempt to spell it out for you, delicately, that is. GFY means having sex with one’s self without the presence of another person. Which is … Continue reading

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Palin Boosting Her Foreign Policy Knowledge….or “DUH.”

Former Vice Presidential candidate Sara “mama grizzly” Palin is visiting some countries in an attempt to possibly boost her knowledge of foreign policy as well as seeing if she can see Alaska from Russia. “Todd!  Todd!…..grab your binoculars, I’m standing … Continue reading

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