Tag Archives: National Enquirer

FINALLY! The Purrfect Candidate.

I’ve always said that if animals could run for office we’d be a lot better off considering the present animals we have in office can’t be tamed. Or trained to use a litter box or poop in the woods. Although … Continue reading

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E. T….Call Home…..or just send a text message. Unless You’re A Rat From Mars.

I knew It!  I knew it all along. We were looking for aliens from another planet in the wrong places.  Yep.  It’s true.  We should not be looking into outer space for the arrival of little green creatures with one … Continue reading

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Monica Lewinsky Goes Down On Bill Again…..um……sort of.

Get your minds out of the gutter ya damn perverts. Um….on second thought, it’s ok, you can actually stay in the gutter because this blog today is about Monica Lewinsky writing a tell all book about her encounter with former … Continue reading

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Osama May Have Been Into Pornography…OMG!!!

You know, just when terrorists think they have a good role model, it all goes down the ol drain.  It’s bad enough that Osama bin Laden is no longer around to show them the way, but on top of that, … Continue reading

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Anybody Know Where The Key to The White House Is?

You know, those radicals that absolutely hate President Obama are going a bit too far when they lock him out of the White House. Yep, the Pres returned from his  trip to Latin America, and, like the rest of us, … Continue reading

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