Monthly Archives: December 2010

2010’s “DUH” Discoveries (yawn)

It’s that time of the year again when everyone, and I mean everyone, puts in their two cents worth about useless stuff that happened during this past year.  Sadly, I’m one of them. My only redemption is that “I” didn’t originally … Continue reading

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The “F” Word. OMG!!! Are You Kidding? THE “F” Word!!!!!

As you all know by now, much of my blog subjects come from the side of my brain that I injured as a child while slamming my scooter into a telephone pole in a feeble attempt to convince my parents … Continue reading

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May The “Schwartz” Be With You

Mel Brooks used that line in “SpaceBalls” which I think means something along the lines of “may the force or power be with you.”  I’m sure he wasn’t referring to “electric power” because in outer space you don’t have to … Continue reading

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Things To Learn From TV Crime Shows

Alida Nugent, a writer, put together an article for the Huffington Post entitled, “10 Things We’ve Accidentally Learned From Crime Dramas.” Personally, I can’t say that I’ve learned anything important or earth shattering from watching crime dramas, other than all TV crimes … Continue reading

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Hugh Hefner Announces Engagement

84!  No, that’s not a remembrance of the year 1984 boys and girls, it’s how old Playboy Magazine founder Hugh Hefner is. 80 freakin’ 4.  So what does a waaay over the damn hill senior citizen like Hef do with all of that idle retired … Continue reading

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Facebook’s Founder…Man Of The Year

Time Magazine has named Steve Zukerberg, Facebook’s founder their “Man of the Year.” (sigh) I lost out again. Is there ever any Time Magazine woman of the year?  Must be, I may have missed it spending so much time on … Continue reading

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MERRY CHRISMOOSE AND A HAPPY NUDE YEAR

“Surprise Santa Honeeee…..Oooooooh……you wearin’ anything under that fur babeeee? Yes Richard, there IS a Santa Moose Claus and I “do” tend to write a lot about Ms. Palin.  I realize it is a sickness, but with so much wonderful comedy … Continue reading

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OMG!!!…It’s Sooooo Close…Was I Naughty Or Nice…???

I never really worry about being naughty or nice until just before Christmas.  In fact, just a few days before Christmas….like NOW!!!! Now I’m beginning to panic.  Was I naughty just a bit, or naughty a lot?  Was I nice to … Continue reading

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The 12 Days Of Christmas…MisfitWisdom Style

Years, and years and years we’ve all been subjected to hearing those annual standard Christmas songs that tug at our heartstrings and bring back so many wonderful memories. (tearing up) However, there is one exception to all of those heart … Continue reading

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Restroom Paranoia….Who’s Watching?

The restroom at the “Bar 89” in Manhattan. Peek-a-boo! My heartfelt thanks to Marty Stofik from Orange , Ct. for the enlightening photograph of a restroom facility in Manhattan. (pictured) As you can see by Marty’s photograph, this is an entire … Continue reading

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