Monthly Archives: April 2012

Home Security: Now You Too Can Have An ICBM In Your Apartment.

Posted on April 30, 2012 by misfit120

Hey….screw those panty waist namby pamby wouldn’t scare a respectable burglar security systems. Nope….give me a biggggg “Inter Continental Ballistic Missile” (ICBM) that I can put in my living room right next to my TV remote….jusssst in case during one … Continue reading →

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Frog Sitting On A Wall Video Goes Viral? WTF!

Posted on April 29, 2012 by misfit120

WHAT!  A freakin frog sits on a wall taking a short break from everyday frog activities and it goes viral on the Internet! WTF! THIS is what we’re all into on a Sunday. A damn frog sitting on a wall! … Continue reading →

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According To The “Christian Singles” Website…”GOD” Will Pick Your Perfect Match.

Posted on April 28, 2012 by misfit120

Yep….I’m sure all of you have seen the “Christian Singles” matchmaking website for single Christians. I’m of course assuming that you actually have to be a certified Christian to join. I’m also not sure if you have to produce documentation … Continue reading →

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“Girls Gone Wild” Over Arkansas Senator Mark Pryor

Posted on April 27, 2012 by misfit120

Girls Gone Wild!  Senator Mark Pryor!  OMG!!! There’s more to this headline story than meets the Senator…or eye. Senator Mark Pryor (D) of Arkansas is a bit upset that Joe Francis, (no relation to Connie Francis) who is a video … Continue reading →

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I Need A License To Have Sex? OMG!!

Posted on April 26, 2012 by misfit120

Playboy Magazine founder Hugh Hefner has spoken out about the continuing flap over contraception. That word, “contraception” closely resembles the word ” contraption” which means “gadget” which, when referring to “contraception” means that men’s “gadgets” are under fire when it … Continue reading →

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Brass Balls: Do You Have A Pair?

Posted on April 25, 2012 by misfit120

If you do, have a pair of “brass balls” that is, I certainly hope your “Fruit of the Looms” can withstand the pressure. It’s a heavy load to bear. Yet, many people out there do sport “brass balls.” Which led … Continue reading →

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Where The Best Doughnuts Are: Police Depts…..Pay Attention.

Posted on April 24, 2012 by misfit120

Depending on just where you live, the holy grail of any respectable cop is the almighty, “donut,” or “doughnut” depending on which way you care to spell it. Never could understand that one. Now we all have our favorite donuts, … Continue reading →

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“TAXI”…….. The TV Show, Reincarnated Columbian Style

Posted on April 23, 2012 by misfit120

Could the old TV series “Taxi” be making a comeback…..in Columbia? Hey, the pickings are ripe considering the recent popularity of 42-yea old Jose Pena a taxi driver in Columbia who is now a huge celebrity thanks to the Secret … Continue reading →

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Colonoscopies Can Be Fun….Yeah Right!

Posted on April 22, 2012 by misfit120

I frankly think that when your doctor says to you that you need to have a colonoscopy it’s mainly because he’s bored. Or, he doesn’t quite like you that much. Might even be an underlying reason like he just wanted … Continue reading →

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I’m About To Put My HDTV on Birth Control Pills

Posted on April 21, 2012 by misfit120

I don’t know what the hell is going on with a few television shows lately. It seems to me that all of a sudden my favorite shows are getting wimpy.  By “wimpy” I mean that all of a sudden writers … Continue reading →

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