Monthly Archives: April 2012

Home Security: Now You Too Can Have An ICBM In Your Apartment.

Hey….screw those panty waist namby pamby wouldn’t scare a respectable burglar security systems. Nope….give me a biggggg “Inter Continental Ballistic Missile” (ICBM) that I can put in my living room right next to my TV remote….jusssst in case during one … Continue reading

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Frog Sitting On A Wall Video Goes Viral? WTF!

WHAT!  A freakin frog sits on a wall taking a short break from everyday frog activities and it goes viral on the Internet! WTF! THIS is what we’re all into on a Sunday. A damn frog sitting on a wall! … Continue reading

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According To The “Christian Singles” Website…”GOD” Will Pick Your Perfect Match.

Yep….I’m sure all of you have seen the “Christian Singles” matchmaking website for single Christians. I’m of course assuming that you actually have to be a certified Christian to join. I’m also not sure if you have to produce documentation … Continue reading

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“Girls Gone Wild” Over Arkansas Senator Mark Pryor

Girls Gone Wild!  Senator Mark Pryor!  OMG!!! There’s more to this headline story than meets the Senator…or eye. Senator Mark Pryor (D) of Arkansas is a bit upset that Joe Francis, (no relation to Connie Francis) who is a video … Continue reading

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I Need A License To Have Sex? OMG!!

Playboy Magazine founder Hugh Hefner has spoken out about the continuing flap over contraception. That word, “contraception” closely resembles the word ” contraption” which means “gadget” which, when referring to “contraception” means that men’s “gadgets” are under fire when it … Continue reading

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Brass Balls: Do You Have A Pair?

If you do, have a pair of “brass balls” that is, I certainly hope your “Fruit of the Looms” can withstand the pressure. It’s a heavy load to bear. Yet, many people out there do sport “brass balls.” Which led … Continue reading

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Where The Best Doughnuts Are: Police Depts…..Pay Attention.

Depending on just where you live, the holy grail of any respectable cop is the almighty, “donut,” or “doughnut” depending on which way you care to spell it. Never could understand that one. Now we all have our favorite donuts, … Continue reading

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