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Love Playing Slot Machines? Want to Increase Your Odds At Winning? FINALLY! Some Really Good Advice. Honest!

Look folks, I’ve been playing slot machines for eons. Yes, I’ve won and I’ve lost. BUT……in the past few weeks I FINALLY realized why I’ve been winning more than losing. It was a DUH! moment. And I can’t believe I … Continue reading

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RUN!!!!!!!!………………………….WHAT?

I don’t know about any of you, but when it comes to being in a state of panic due to the recent acts of terrorism across the world, and most recently in California, I personally refuse to panic. It’s just … Continue reading

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OLD!!!!!!!!!!! Who TF Ya Calling Old? Um….even though I resemble that remark.

Yeah, I freely admit I’m in the geezer category. BUT…….I’m of the mind-set that geezerness, (my word) is all a state of mind. Now let me explain this. First, there’s the old senior citizen line when anyone thinks about seniors. … Continue reading

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Geez…..It’s Been Over 24 Hours Since A Politician Said Something Stupid. WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!

It’s not too often that I get to award the prestigious MisfitWisdom “Flying Fickle Finger Feather Award” to a local politician, but, today’s honor goes to (Ta Da) Representative Antonio Guererra, D-Rocky Hill,¬† Connecticut for outstanding stupidity above and beyond … Continue reading

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Insurance? I Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Insurance……….Oops…..

These days you can get insurance on just about anything that you want to insure. For a price of course. I began thinking about the different types of insurance available after a slight fender bender a few weeks ago when … Continue reading

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Soooo, Like….Why Are You So Depressed?

Yep….been there, done that. Been soooo depressed I couldn’t even stand to face another day. Don’t ya just hate it when you get that way. You tend to walk around saying to yourself all the time, “Life sucks.” BUT….it’s not … Continue reading

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A “Prairie Home Companion.” In Connecticut….Sorry….no prairies.

Ah the old prairie refrain: “Give me a home, where the buffalo roam, and I’ll show you a messy house.” Yes, life on the ol prairie. As my Funk & Wagnell’s¬†dictionary of words and definitions you could give a rat’s … Continue reading

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WHAT! Google and Other Sites Are Also Sharing My Information? WTF!

The fact that Google and other sites are sharing my personal information, along with the government, my two ex wives, the mailman and my next door neighbor, doesn’t bother me at all. Why you ask? Because my life is so … Continue reading

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If You Ban Skimpily Dressed Mannequins It Prevents Rape

Yep, that was one of the headline stories on the internet today from India. It read, “Indian City To Ban Lingerie Mannequins In Attempt To Stop Rape.” I was kinda curious because I never knew that there was an outbreak … Continue reading

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I Absolutely Hate Writing Another “Honey Boo Boo” Blog….But…….

I really need some serious counselling. Honestly folks. I don’t know what the hell is wrong with me. I see a story about that kid Honey Boo Boo and I completely lose it. My eyeballs fuzz up, steam comes outta … Continue reading

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