Tag Archives: Queen Elizabeth

Canada Claims North Pole!! OMG!! What Happens To Santa?

Yes, earth shattering news from Canada and the North Pole. Canada plans to make a claim to the North Pole in an effort to assert its sovereignty over that area according to reliable sources at the North Pole. Namely elves … Continue reading

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Edward Snowden Gets His Dream Job In Russia

Ya gotta admit, when the going gets tough, the tough get going. To Russia. Which, seems to be the in place to secure a really high-tech paying job if you can’t land one here  in the U.S. I mean, it … Continue reading

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The Crown Royal Police Car..um…sorry….That Should Be, “Crown Victoria.”

Yep, the iconic “Crown Victoria” police car will soon be going the way of the Royal Crown, once Queen Elizabeth decides to step down and hand over the Crown Victoria…um….sorry, I mean the Royal Crown. Royal Crown being the crown … Continue reading

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A Free Donut!!!! Holy Donut Holes!!!! WHERE? WHEN? It’s Gigantic !!!!

Can you tell that it doesn’t take much to excite me.  All ya have to do is mention the word “free” and combine it with either sex, or donut, and I’m off the freakin’ wall. AND….because, at my age, it’s … Continue reading

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Home Security: Now You Too Can Have An ICBM In Your Apartment.

Hey….screw those panty waist namby pamby wouldn’t scare a respectable burglar security systems. Nope….give me a biggggg “Inter Continental Ballistic Missile” (ICBM) that I can put in my living room right next to my TV remote….jusssst in case during one … Continue reading

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HBO Presents Sarah Palin Tonight. Um….actually it’s Julianne Moore

It’s absolutely amazing that Tina Fey can do a Sarah Palin impersonation dead on. But it’s even more amazing that Julianne Moore can do a dead on job of playing Sarah Palin in HBO’s presentation of “Game Change,” which airs … Continue reading

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Sooooo, Ya Wanna Be A Writer. Me Too. But First…………………..

For me, writing seems to come somewhat easy. I believe my talent for writing a blog each and every day stems from my childhood when I was heavily into graffiti writing, mostly in junior and high school restrooms.  Which no … Continue reading

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