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“UPS.” U Pay Substantially

Innovation n.noun The act of introducing something new. Something newly introduced. Except for idiots who want us to ship a heavy thing to California. Yep…..today’s blog is about UPS and my wonderful non shipping experience. For those of you who … Continue reading

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Corporations Are People Too. Which Is Why “These” Corporate Logos Should be Used

I always have a soft spot in my heart for corporations. But, I’ve since had a couple of medical stints put in to correct that problem. I feel much better. But, ever since Mitt Romney coined that phrase, “Corporations Are … Continue reading

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How Do You Flip Off An Ex Wife? And live……

The problem with having an ex-wife is as old as dinosaurs roaming the earth. Maybe even longer. Many of us males, who are still fortunate to still be alive after alienating an ex-wife, or two, will be happy to know … Continue reading

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Links You Should Never Touch. Um….cept this one…..

“Credit.com” and reporter Adam Levin posted this story about the 5 Internet links, (unlike sausage links) that you or I should never click on. This of course after I’ve already clicked on just about all of them. WTF! Adam starts … Continue reading

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Today’s Blog Will Drive You Stinkin’ Buggy.

Just when you think it’s safe to come out of the house, another stinkin’ (literally) bug is out there waiting to make your life miserable. And this particular bug actually does stink. It’s called the “Stink Bug,” because, as I … Continue reading

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Starbucks. Now At Your Local Funeral Home.

Yes folks, this was the headline news story I came across today: Coffins & Coffee: Starbucks to Open Inside Upstate Funeral Home Obviously a coffee lovers ultimate dream. “Dear, where ya goin?” “I’m headed to Robinson’s Funeral Home honey for … Continue reading

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Home Security: Now You Too Can Have An ICBM In Your Apartment.

Hey….screw those panty waist namby pamby wouldn’t scare a respectable burglar security systems. Nope….give me a biggggg “Inter Continental Ballistic Missile” (ICBM) that I can put in my living room right next to my TV remote….jusssst in case during one … Continue reading

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