Monthly Archives: September 2011
If Gov. Chris Christie Runs, & Wins…The White House Once Again Will Need A New Bathtub.
Dissatisfaction with the list of candidates available to the Republican party have led some to urge New Jersey Governator Chris Christie (R) to run for the Presidency. He has repeatedly said “NO” but that has not stopped many of his … Continue reading
My Season Ending Red Sox/Tampa/Yankees “WTF” Blog
I usually don’t like to write about specific teams because this daily blog travels throughout the land and beyond. Usually three miles from where I’m based. BUT…..I decided to go ahead and write about the final days of the season … Continue reading
Where’s The #!%$#@!! BEEF!!!!
Remember that old advertising line? Well, um….it really didn’t go like, “Where’s The #!%$@!! Beef” but more like simply, “Where’s The Beef.” I added my usual #!%$#@!! just to liven it up a bit. It really gets their attention if … Continue reading
Giant Man Eating Ants Attacking Earth!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!
OK…..OK….so they’re not really GIANT man-eating ants, but that’s only the good news. The bad news is that they DO bite and they’re for real. Honest! Some of you (seniors and movie buffs) might recall the 1954 movie starring James … Continue reading
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Tagged "THEM", Dodge City, giant ants, Gunsmoke, James Arness, Louisiana, Raspberry Crazy Ants
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Pizza Man Wins Florida Straw Poll…..Holy Pepperoni!!!
Yep, in the non-binding “who gives a rats ass because it doesn’t mean anything” straw poll that took place this past weekend in Florida, pizza executive Herman Cain won an upset victory over the big guy, Rick Perry taking 37% … Continue reading
A Quiet Sunday……Almost
Ah….a nice quiet Sunday and here I am once again relaxing in front of this computer with absolutely nothing earth shattering to comment about or anything to do. Love these days. Oops….WAIT! Oh, sorry, it was really nothing. Just some … Continue reading
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Tagged Beijing China, Chuck Norris, falling satellite, Harry Reid, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Pakistan, Republican Debates, Rick Perry, Tofu
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Meals To Die For…..Literally.
Ever hear that old saying, “Geez…I’d die for a piece of strawberry shortcake right now.” Or any other mouth-watering dessert or food that you have a craving for. Well, that’s become a reality…..if you’re on death row in Texas. That … Continue reading
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Tagged Chas Bono, Gov. Chris Christie, Kirstie Alley, Rush Limbaugh, Texas
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Rep. John Fleming: “How Do ya Expect Me To Feed My Family On $400 Thousand?
Gawd…I’ve been so selfish. I didn’t realize that Rep. John Fleming (R) Louisiana only had a mere four hundred thousand dollars left out of his income of over six million with which to feed his entire family. And here I … Continue reading
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Tagged Dept. of Justice, Dunkin Donuts, John Kerry, Louisiana, Newt Gingrich, Rep. John Fleming, Subway, Tiffanys, UPS
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The Skys Falling!!!! The Skys Falling!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
This just in from the MisfitWisdom news desk. According to a reliable news source, a Mr. Chicken Lickin, and verified by his assistant, Goosey Loosey, the sky is about to fall upon us. I did indeed verify this story by … Continue reading
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Tagged Chicken Licken, Cocky Lockey, Ducky Lucky, Foxy Loxy, Goosey Loosey, Henny Penny, NASA, Rick Perry, Sarah Palin, sattellite, Turkey Lurkey
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Holy Hamburger Batman!! Heinz Develops A New Ketsup Packet!!!!
Yes folks…that’s the big news of the day. The H.J. Heinz Company, famous for making Heinz ketsup, a gazillion other Heinz products and Maria Teresa Thierstein Simoes-Ferreira Heinz Kerry, “Terry” for short just in case you can’t inhale enough air … Continue reading
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