Monthly Archives: September 2011

Rep. John Fleming: “How Do ya Expect Me To Feed My Family On $400 Thousand?

Gawd…I’ve been so selfish.  I didn’t realize that Rep. John Fleming (R) Louisiana only had a mere four hundred thousand dollars left out of his income of over six million with which to feed his entire family. And here I … Continue reading

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The Skys Falling!!!! The Skys Falling!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

This just in from the MisfitWisdom news desk.  According to a reliable news source, a Mr. Chicken Lickin, and verified by his assistant, Goosey Loosey, the sky is about to fall upon us.  I did indeed verify this story by … Continue reading

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Holy Hamburger Batman!! Heinz Develops A New Ketsup Packet!!!!

Yes folks…that’s the big news of the day.  The H.J. Heinz Company, famous for making Heinz ketsup, a gazillion other Heinz products and Maria Teresa Thierstein Simoes-Ferreira Heinz Kerry, “Terry” for short just in case you can’t inhale enough air … Continue reading

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ACHOO!!! Oops..sorry. I have a… ACHOO!!….. rats…um….ah forget it!

For those of you who have somehow managed to pick up a nasty cold bug and are in the process of attempting to figure out just how in the hell you got it, welcome to the crew. As Bill Clinton … Continue reading

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Panic In The Northeast: Pumpkin Shortage: OMG!!!!

Jack-o’-lanterns may not get jacked up by being illuminated this year. Linus and Charlie Brown may not get to have their yearly rendezvous with the “Great Pumpkin.” Rendezvous, for those of you who are not up on big words and … Continue reading

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Am I Being Sucked Into Another Sarah Palin Story? Yep…Damn It!

I think I’m suffering from Palinitius.  There’s absolutely no cure either.  I’m not too concerned however because I’m not alone. Hundreds, maybe thousands suffer from this affliction.  Even Garry Trudeau who draws the comic strip “Doonesbury” was sucked into the … Continue reading

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So Ya Think “Planet Of The Apes” Is Fiction?

Remember that famous last scene in one of the “Planet of the Apes” movies starring Charlton Heston where he’s riding on a horse with his girlfriend…..well, I assume it was his girlfriend considering all of the other women on the … Continue reading

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