Tag Archives: Rush Limbaugh

Merry Christmas. WHAT! This Is What I Got You For Christmas!!!!

(Christmas 2012 I posted this blog. Thought I’d repost it on this Christmas 2015 as it is still rather timely considering some of the same characters are in the news today. Merry Christmas everyone) Christmas morning everyone opened their gifts … Continue reading

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HEY! If Ya Like Donald Trump, Here’s Some Other Suggestions For Presidential Candidates

Ok, here’s my theory on Donald Trump folks. Why is he “presently” leading in the polls? Simple, he’s a celebrity. People are into celebrities, reality shows, and celebrities who don’t give a rats ass about who they offend, what they … Continue reading

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Stop The Presses! Limbaugh Is Upset! Um, So What Else Is New?

Rush Limbergercheese is once again upset about something he has no control over……….comedy…….which Limbaugh has no clue about. Comedy that is. This time he’s spouting off about “Comedy Central’s” Steven Colbert who will replace David Letterman as host of “The … Continue reading

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Canada, Ohhhhh Canada…Um, WAIT! It’s, Ohhhhh My Gawd Canada.

You see that photo of that woman up above. Well, she does NOT have a horse and that whip she’s holding isn’t for swatting pesky insects. (is it me or does she kind of resemble former “Ronettes” lead singer Ronnie … Continue reading

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Cheerios, Racism, and Is Elmo The Muppet Going Berserk?

It’s bad enough we all have to deal with all kinds of idiots in our daily lives. In fact, a lot of those dregs of the earth lurk on social media sites just waiting for an opportunity to make a … Continue reading

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Who Thinks Up These #%$#!#@! Words Anyhow……Einstein?

I suspect that Albert Einstein is alive and well and living in Oxon Hill, Maryland where the recent 2013 “Scripps National Spelling Bee” took place this past week. I base this on the fact that nobody in their right mind, … Continue reading

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The Mystery Of The Unmarried Pregnant Anteater

I’m tellin’ ya, with all of the scandals engulfing Washington these days, it’s just fodder for Republicans to go after President Obama for whatever they can go after him for. Now yet another scandal that most likely has White House … Continue reading

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“Not Tonight Dear.” FINALLY……A Solution! (for men at least)

First of all, let me state that as a 100% red-blooded American male I have had my share of hearing, “Not tonight dear” excuses when it comes to sex. Secondly, let me state that “I” am only writing about this … Continue reading

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Somehow I Just Don’t Get It. N.Y. Mayor Bloombergs Crusades

Crusades are great, if you’re a Viking and like to loot and pillage. Nothing like a great night of looting and pillaging a village and having your way with a few female villagers to make your night. That’s part of … Continue reading

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Rush Limbaugh Is Sorry! Hold On! Is A Star Rising In the East?

OMG! Rush Limbaugh is sorry! Unless, he’s really not and learned a new word, “sorry” and thinks it’s some kinda slur against women’s reproductive choices. Or another term for his use of the word, “slut.” Like, “Sorry ma’am, (but thinking … Continue reading

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