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Now From CNN…Um, sorry…Now From MWNN*….. *MisfitWisdom News Network

No, there actually isn’t a Misfit News Network, but there should be as far as I’m concerned. If only to have some news about other things other than that missing Malaysian airline. AT LEAST UNTIL THEY ACTUALLY FIND IT! if….they … Continue reading

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Dennis Rodman Said WHAT!!!!!!

Hey…..WTF is Dennis Rodman doing using my “rats ass?” Yeah Dennis…..There’s no way I want you using my rat and his ass in your comments to CNN’s Chris Cuomo about your trip to North Korea. Ok, I know you got … Continue reading

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The Unbelievable Hot Dog Ketchup Scandal

In the course of my useless non productive life and careers I have had the pleasure of being fired for a number of things. Most of them because I was too creative for my time, which always led a lot … Continue reading

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North Korea’s Kim Jong Un. Your Mother Wears Combat Boots. Um…did ya piss her off?

For the past few weeks the new leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, (no relation to Mah Jong….unless that’s his mother’s name) has been ratcheting up the “We’re gonna attack you nogoodnicks in the West because….um….because….er….well, we don’t really have … Continue reading

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Sen. Kerry Says It’s OK To Be Stupid. YES! Free At Last!

Do ya wanna know how many times during my life I’ve been called stupid. Well, you’re pretty stupid if ya think I’m gonna tell you or that I ever kept track of that information. But, now that Secretary of State … Continue reading

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Rep. John Fleming: “How Do ya Expect Me To Feed My Family On $400 Thousand?

Gawd…I’ve been so selfish.  I didn’t realize that Rep. John Fleming (R) Louisiana only had a mere four hundred thousand dollars left out of his income of over six million with which to feed his entire family. And here I … Continue reading

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Holy Hamburger Batman!! Heinz Develops A New Ketsup Packet!!!!

Yes folks…that’s the big news of the day.  The H.J. Heinz Company, famous for making Heinz ketsup, a gazillion other Heinz products and Maria Teresa Thierstein Simoes-Ferreira Heinz Kerry, “Terry” for short just in case you can’t inhale enough air … Continue reading

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