Monthly Archives: September 2010
Who Got Booed! Sarah Palin Or Bristol?
Today’s big mystery is…… who actually got booed on Monday’s edition of “Dancing With The Stars.” Both Sarah Palin and her daughter were on the show. Sarah didn’t do any dancing, but Bristol did. During the show, host Tom Bergeron … Continue reading
New Study Says Kids Are Nincompoops
No, the word nincompoop does not mean kids can study the art being a ninja at a dot-com site while taking a poop. But……I’m sure many of todays kids think that. It’s been all over the news the past few days … Continue reading
Clark Kent May Have A Problem
Voyeurs, get your handy dandy magnifying glasses out for the full effect of Demi’s outfit I happened to catch one of those Superman movies on the tube last week and something dawned on me. What’s Clark Kent going to do when … Continue reading
The Flying Fickle Finger Feather Award
Ah yes, my favorite Misfit Wisdom time…..presenting the Flying Fickle Finger Feather Award to this months most stupid person or group. It was a tough month with many contenders, but, by a wide margin the vote goes to…………….. Ta Da! … Continue reading
Lead Pipe Joe, Jimmy The Weasel and Dickie The Nose
Pinocchio appearing before Congress but not telling the truth. When I was just a young boy, many many eons ago, I could have ventured off in a few directions career wise. The reason for this was the fact that my … Continue reading
Katy Perry And Elmo At Odds
I’m tellin’ ya there’s just no happiness in being a celebrity these days. If it’s not a celebrity spouse cheating on one another, it’s a celebrity getting arrested for one thing or another or having a biggest boob job. Today’s … Continue reading
Why You Should NOT Bend Over In Spokane, Washington
Ah, a beautiful day in the park in Spokane, Washington. Hmmmm, think I’ll wander over there to the flower bed and pick me a few of those colorful flowers. “Halt!…..you damn perverted lawbreaker….hands in the air and bend over!” “B-b-b-b-ut … Continue reading
Football Rant-For You Non-Football Fans
Ok, Ok, I freely admit I’m not a football fan. Never have been. Never will be. Unless I’m captured by some extremist football group and forced to watch an entire season locked up in an 8 by 10 room with only … Continue reading
Men Are Attracted To Women’s Bodies Rather Than Faces….REALLY!!
Does the immediate thought that men are all a bunch of slugs come to mind? Would the fact that, (pant) the picture the article chose to highlight their article be that of actress Christina Hendricks? (pictured above) Would Nanny McPhee … Continue reading
Bring Back The Salem, Mass. Witch Trials
Checking for witches in Salem, Mass in 1692. O’Donnell does not appear to be anywhere in this photo. It’s been a long time since we’ve had a witch trial here in the United States. (1692 to be exact) In fact, I … Continue reading