Monthly Archives: February 2014

OMG! Now They’ll Be Dogs That Actually Can Talk!!!

Yes folks. No longer will you have to try to figure out what the hell “woof,” “bark” or “growl” mean anymore. Maybe even an answer to that age-old dog mystery you’ve always wanted to know. Why is it that dogs … Continue reading

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If I…..Strike That…If “They” Only Had A Brain

So you get up later on the weekend. Say like around 8:30 or 9am. Figure, “Hey, what the hell. Think I’ll treat myself to a McDonald’s breakfast and do some shopping. So, by the time you do all your prepping … Continue reading

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Don’t You Just Hate Being Claustrophobic?

Claustrophobia: The Fear of Santa Claus. Geesh….I wish it WERE the fear of Santa Claus. However, as you all know, claustrophobia is the fear of verrry enclosed spaces. Which I for one suffer from. Although getting into a tight parking … Continue reading

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OMG! Topless Women Coming To Invade The U.S.!!!!!!

Usually when I pick up on a news story and the headline blurts out that once again something is going to invade the U.S., I begin to go into a state of panic. You know, like when the “Swine Flu” … Continue reading

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Um….Two Crickets On Rye….Hold The Mayo Please……

Ever have a craving for something really crunchy? You know, like reallllly crunchy. Yeah, we all have at one time or another. But, something that will really satisfy that craving. Hmmm. HEY! A nice tasty cricket sandwich! Crunchy yet not … Continue reading

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Never, Ever Do Any Of These Things In Public. Unless You’re An Idiot.

One of my favorite on-line sites is “iVillage” because they come up with a lot of helpful hints on how to survive in life without being pummeled to death by someone because you’re an idiot. So far, with their help, … Continue reading

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Stupid Stuff. Subtitled: “OK Where Do I Resign From The Human Race?”

You all know that I have a problem with social media sites. Yes, I do use them to post my blog link, but THAT’S IT! Because if you attempt to use logic in responding to anyone who asks a question, … Continue reading

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