Monthly Archives: August 2010

The Best And Worst Dressed At The Emmys

Christinia Hendricks received a “D” from the judges. Furthers my theory that justice, or judges are absolutely blind. Lee Michelle got an “A”, passed go, and collected $200 dollars. Kara Sedgwick got an “A” Judges did not want to mess … Continue reading

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NEWT Wins The Flying Fickle Finger Feather Award

NEWT:…..(definition) Any of various semiaquatic salamanders.  Um, no that’s not the one.  NEWT:……Any person or thing that can stand great heat.  Er….almost but not quite what I’m looking for.  NEWT:…..Mythical lizard or other creature fabled to live in fire.  Hmmm….close, … Continue reading

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The Weekend…It’s Soooooo Relaxing….WAIT!!!!!

Ah, the comfort of a nice park bench. A cool breeze, squirrels gathering nuts, children playing, a hot dog vendor off in the distance and… “Hey, what the hell do you think you’re doing feeding those damn rodents!” “Um, excuse … Continue reading

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$#@!$#!!….Excuse Me…I’m Having Another Bristol Palin Moment.

Wheel Of Fortune Real Real Reality Game Show It must be me. It has to be just me. I’m losing it while everyone else on the face of the earth is sane. I’m, apparently the only one on this planet … Continue reading

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Some Mysteries Of Life…….My Life Anyhow.

Well, there are a lot of mysteries of life, but the ones that I constantly think about are: Seers. You know, those people who can see into the future, and sometimes, your bathroom window if you leave the shade up. … Continue reading

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What Drives You Nuts?

The Haggler, a writer for the New York Times, has compiled a list of things that tend to drive him nuts as a consumer.  I’ll take a look at a few of his peeves then expand on my own. These … Continue reading

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I’m Having A Political Burnout…Quick….Throw Water On Me!

  Life used to be so easy. I never worried about anything. Mainly because I didn’t care about anything other than enjoying life and relaxing in front of the boob tube at night.  Then it got to the point that … Continue reading

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