Monthly Archives: March 2010

The Greatest Political Candidate Ever….HONEST!

THE IDEAL CANDIDATE   I’ve never paid to go to a strip club.  I couldn’t justify sitting at a bar watching buxom women hump a pole while dancing and then sauntering over to my seat and enticing me with boobs … Continue reading

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Today’s Blog Has No Title…..See Why.

Either it’s me or there’s way too much nastiness going around today for anyone to appreciate comedy.  I still have my sense of humor even though I’ve been raked over the coals many times during my life. I just never … Continue reading

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ONE REASON WHY YOU SHOULDN’T DRINK

Did you ever wonder how some people actually make it through life. I mean, there are a lot of strange people out there that scare the hell out of me.  Fortunately, I haven’t personally run into any of these creatures, unless … Continue reading

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TV Pop Up Ads….A Solution

I could write about politics today, because there’s so much hatred going around Washington circles these days. But I’m writing comedy here and I think that’s what’s missing in our society right now. So I’m not even going to comment … Continue reading

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Cussing Is F*****G Bad….But You Can Make A Few Bucks Doing It

Ya never know where the next big news story is going to come from.  I’m talking about earth shattering blockbuster get out the pitchforks and revolt news. FLASH!  South Pasadena, California.  17-year-old McKay Hatch holds a press conference to initiate … Continue reading

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Food Is Going To Be Censored…..Bring On The Bland Police

You know, sometimes I’d resign from the human race if I just knew where to hand in my resignation.  Yesterday I wrote about Happy Meals and the fact that California wants to ban them because it promotes unhealthy food habits. … Continue reading

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Big Brother Strikes Again

It’s bad enough that talk show hosts and political activists are inciting us to hate one another on a daily basis depending on what your beliefs are….now Happy Meals are in danger of being eradicated.  Yep…good ol Happy Meals are … Continue reading

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