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Breaking… (as in breaking wind) News. Help With Flatulence. (farting)

At Last! A new product that revolutionizes the art of flatulence…..um….at least the odor part. (for the sake of simplicity “flatulence” shall be further referred to as “farts” or farting”) You know how it goes folks, you’re on a hot … Continue reading

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Isn’t It About Time We Legalize Sex?

The elections are over, yet not one ballot question was aimed at legalizing sex. Yes….legalizing sex. I know what you’re all saying to yourselves. “But Misfit, sex IS legal.” Oh yeah. Then how come General David Petraeus had to resign … Continue reading

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It’s Election Day!! YES!! AND….congrats to an honest politician.

You know the old saying, “Go Eat Crow.”  Well folks, today I’m feasting on a wonderful dish of crow. And what better day to do so than on election day 2012. But, that said, I really don’t mind eating this … Continue reading

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HEY! For A Mere $10 Million Bucks You Could Survive Dec. 21st 2012

Yep…it’s true. For only ten million dollars any one of us would be able to survive that Mayan prediction that the world will come to an end later on this year. (checking my calendar just to see how much time … Continue reading

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If Gov. Chris Christie Runs, & Wins…The White House Once Again Will Need A New Bathtub.

Dissatisfaction with the list of candidates available to the Republican party have led some to urge New Jersey Governator Chris Christie (R) to run for the Presidency. He has repeatedly said “NO” but that has not stopped many of his … Continue reading

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