Monthly Archives: April 2012

Cow Crisis At The U.S. Forest Service In Colorado

Here we all are wasting our time watching news stories about the coming Presidential election, the Secret Service scandal, Mitt Romney’s enrollment in a class that teaches you how to tell a joke without looking stupid and Newt Gingrich attacking … Continue reading

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The Red Sox: Their New Name This Year…”The Dead Sox.”

I really try to resist writing a blog about my beloved Red Sox. I really do folks. Because for the most part the only people interested in reading a blog about the Red Sox are Red Sox fans. With the … Continue reading

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But Grandma….What A Biggggg Stash You Have!

Yep, this photo you’re looking at is that of a hardened criminal. A drug kingpin. And now she’s facing the full wrath of the law in Oklahoma after being nailed by the Gestapo for being in possession of over 4 … Continue reading

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Why It’s So Hard To Lose Weight………The Answer……..FOOD!

As far as I’m concerned the biggest deterrent to losing weight is food. Yep, that’s the bottom line folks. Without food we’d all be thin and Jenny Craig and Weight Watchers would be out of business. The way I look … Continue reading

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If You Are 50 Or Younger: DO “NOT” READ THIS BLOG!* I Warned Ya.

*(DISCLAIMER)  MisfitWisdom takes absolutely no responsibility for anyone who reads today’s blog and: 1. Becomes violently ill. 2. Has recurring nightmares for the rest of their lives. 3. Calls Sarah Palin and begs her to bring up the “death panel” … Continue reading

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Secret Service Agents Couldn’t Keep Their Secret….In Their Secret Undercover Pants

It’s pretty bad when you’re a Secret Service Agent on duty in Columbia and you’re supposed to be protecting the President of the United States by being secretly hiding in bushes and trees, which is where I guess you’re supposed … Continue reading

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Where The Hell Is All This Hair Coming From!!!!

(UPDATE) For those of you who read my blog on Burger King (4/9, view at archives) and the rude restaurant manager, I received a response from the district manager from that area and it is posted to that blog as … Continue reading

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If You’re Going To Tampa, Wear A Flower In Your Hair*

*Remember that old Scott McKenzie song from 1967 (San Francisco Be Sure To Wear Flowers In Your Hair)  Ah yes….peace and love. Flowers all over the place. Beautiful psychedelic drawings highlighted with black lighting. The sweet smell of marijuana. Women … Continue reading

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WHAT! NASA Says UFO’s Spotted By Astronauts Is Actually Reynolds Wrap?

OMG!!!  WTF!!! And……oh yeah, it’s just a reflection….no need to panic. What am I talking about?  A video filmed by NASA (National Aeronautics and Stupid Administration) of thingys floating around in space as seen from the Atlantis cargo bay while … Continue reading

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Freedom Of Speech Takes Another Hit…..WTF!

Am I nuts or is freedom of speech going down the ol tubes. I mean, yes, there are some things that should be said with caution. Like if your spouse or girlfriend, or perhaps mistress says to you, “Do I … Continue reading

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