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Things That Drive Me Absolutely Nuts.* (*This has nothing to do with peanuts.)

Every once in a while my demented mind goes into overload. When that happens I have to take a day off, have my doc adjust my medications, take a stiff shot of Jack Daniels and go back to my blog … Continue reading

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Ann Romney Blames Media For Mitt’s Loss. ANN! Say It Ain’t So!

At first glance I thought Ann perhaps was referring to their cat Mitt and blamed the media for not putting in lost and found ads. BUT…as it turns out, I was mistaken once again. Really got to get a new … Continue reading

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More Signs The Mayans Were Right. Terrorist Squirrels In Vermont

Every since the theory of the world coming to an end on December 21st of this year was predicted by the ancient Mayans, I’ve been carefully watching for signs that the end is near. Ignoring, of course, that nutcase Harold … Continue reading

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I Need A License To Have Sex? OMG!!

Playboy Magazine founder Hugh Hefner has spoken out about the continuing flap over contraception. That word, “contraception” closely resembles the word ” contraption” which means “gadget” which, when referring to “contraception” means that men’s “gadgets” are under fire when it … Continue reading

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Here We Go Again: 364 Days Till The World Ends

Ya know, I completely forgot about the world coming to an end on December 21st, 2012 until ABC News started scaring the bejesus out of people all over again by posting an article about those Mayans and that stone calendar … Continue reading

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Squirrels To Occupy Oak Trees In Massive Protest

Shocking!  Shocking I tell ya.  Now the “Occupy Wall Street Movement” has spread to squirrels who are planning to come out in masses to protest the inequity when it comes to acorns.  Yep, acorns. Squirrels are claiming that due to … Continue reading

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