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My Philosophy. If It Doesn’t Affect Me Personally, I Don’t Give A Rats Ass

Yes, in the scope (not the mouthwash) of life, if something in the news doesn’t affect me personally, yep……I don’t give a very big rats ass. Even a small rats ass. Now you may be saying to yourself, WTF! Is … Continue reading

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I Found Solace In The Song, “People.”

It was Barbra Streisand’s song “People,” that finally shook me out of my writing crisis that engulfed me over the past few days. Along with some great “people” who read this blog and encouraged me to continue to write humor … Continue reading

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OMG! Now They’ll Be Dogs That Actually Can Talk!!!

Yes folks. No longer will you have to try to figure out what the hell “woof,” “bark” or “growl” mean anymore. Maybe even an answer to that age-old dog mystery you’ve always wanted to know. Why is it that dogs … Continue reading

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WTF! No More Nasty Anonymous #$#!&%$#@! Web Comments!!!!!!

OMG!!! Anonymous has just taken a big hit. You know who anonymous is. We all do. Let me fill you in if you haven’t met him or her yet. Anonymous is a person or persons who like to post those … Continue reading

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What’s The Difference Between The “Hippocratic Oath” and Being A Hypocrite?

First of all, this has nothing to do with a hippopotamus. Sometimes ya just have to make these things perfectly clear. What got me going on the difference between the “Hippocratic oath” and the word “hypocrite,” was an article by … Continue reading

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Sooooo, What Happens If The Government Shuts Down? OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, if the government shuts down nothing really earth shattering happens. It just sounds like it’s earth shattering because that’s what politicians want you to think. It’s not like they shut all the lights in Washington off, put out the … Continue reading

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How To Be A Moron. (I’ve Qualified) Proudly.

Remember those old moron jokes. Like: Why can’t a moron dial 911? He can’t find the 11 on the phone! I’ve been recently classified as being a “moron.” Yep. Certified A-1 “moron.” Now that achievement does not come easily mind … Continue reading

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