Monthly Archives: September 2013

OMG! LMFAO! WTF! LOL and !%$#@!!

Ran out to my local convenience store last night, um, actually I drove, it’s a bit to far to run, and picked up what I needed, walked over the counter, handed my stuff to the cashier and she said, “Want … Continue reading

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Ah Think Ah’ve See Da Light……A Halo With $$$$$ Signs

I think I may have missed my calling. Might have been that one time my phone was disconnected for non-payment many years ago when I was a fledgling disc jockey. However, now that I’m a lot older, and still fledgling, … Continue reading

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Sooooo, What Happens If The Government Shuts Down? OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, if the government shuts down nothing really earth shattering happens. It just sounds like it’s earth shattering because that’s what politicians want you to think. It’s not like they shut all the lights in Washington off, put out the … Continue reading

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What’s Wrong With This Picture?

The answer is…..EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Since when did watching a 20-year-old naked just out of puberty girl become a turn on? Um….let me correct thyself. Watching a 20-year-old naked just out of puberty girl is NOT a turn on! Unless you’re a … Continue reading

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NASA Has An Offer For Real Lazy SOB’s….All Ya Have To Do Is Stay In Bed

There aren’t too many jobs I’d consider doing these days considering I’m just about tapped out when it comes to actually working. Enough of getting up at 6am, commuting off to work, doing some inane job that requires the intelligence … Continue reading

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The Perfect Age For A Woman Is 53. REALLY!

According to a New York City psychotherapist, one of those people who therapists you when you’re in need of being therapisted, the perfect age for a woman is 53. Which obviously is gonna make a lot of lounge lizards, both … Continue reading

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SEX,SEX,SEX,…..Um…Do I Have Your Attention Now?

Let me make one thing perfectly clear. “I” do NOT write these constant articles about sex. Other people do. I just expand on it a bit……when it’s a slow news day. AND, as I’ve said many times before, it sure … Continue reading

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