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Oops….Here Come More Blonde Jokes…..soreeeeeee!

I have no idea why blondes get a bad rap for being blondes. You know, like all of those blonde jokes like: Or……… Blonde Joke Two blondes were sitting in front of the television watching the late news. The TV … Continue reading

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OMG!!! I Need, I Must Have These Christmas Toys. Ohhhh, Thank You Kimberley.

If you have a Facebook account you really need to friend Kimberley A. Johnson. She’ll either piss you off, make you fall in love with her, or, show you some neat things, like these new Christmas toys that you could … Continue reading

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Misfit In Playboy….Kinda: AND…..Sex With Robots

Before I get into sex with robots, and this has nothing to do with Dorothy and the Tin Man, I think, just a short mention about my big splash in this month’s “Playboy Magazine.” Sorry, I’m NOT naked or surrounded … Continue reading

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Are You Lonely? Or Just Plain Ugly? Here’s The Answer To All Your Problems

Today’s blog is about finding that special someone. Yes folks, sometimes it’s really hard to find someone to love you. Of course there are many reasons it can be so hard. We’re all not lucky enough to be born beautiful, … Continue reading

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OMG!!! Giant Freakin’ Earthworm. Now all I need is a giant fish hook to put it on.

I’m tellin’ ya…..over the past year a lot of giant things have been making me a bit squeamish. Insects, lobsters, fish, N.J. Governor Chris Christie. It’s getting way outta hand here. Now, some guy in China has found a 19 … Continue reading

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Why You’re Forced To Buy STUFF!

Stuff!  You know, all that “stuff” you have in your home that you absolutely needed because you couldn’t live without, and also because if you didn’t buy new “stuff” to replace all of your old “stuff” you’d be out of … Continue reading

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