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Geez……I’m Kinda looking Forward To Going To Funerals Now…..um….In China

Now I’m NOT a big fan of funerals. I will assume neither are the rest of you. Unless you hated the person who is the center of attention, (the stiff in the box) and wanna have the final word when … Continue reading

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The Grateful Dead Would Love This: A Casket With A Sound System

Seems like today the only place one can enjoy some really great music without being disturbed is somewhere where no one will disturb you…..namely six feet under in a casket. Nobody’s gonna complain about the sound being too loud. No … Continue reading

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Dead People Get Their Own Reality Show….Go Figure.

First of all, let’s take a look at the definition of “reality.” Which, I always thought meant, “real” for cripes sake. Here’s the most common definition according to my “MisfitWisdom Dictionary of Words You Were Too Stupid To Know The … Continue reading

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Starbucks. Now At Your Local Funeral Home.

Yes folks, this was the headline news story I came across today: Coffins & Coffee: Starbucks to Open Inside Upstate Funeral Home Obviously a coffee lovers ultimate dream. “Dear, where ya goin?” “I’m headed to Robinson’s Funeral Home honey for … Continue reading

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