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Women Make The Best Spys. Geez….go figure.

As If I didn’t figure out this was the case already…………. Female Spys. Women Make The Best Spies Any idiot knows that women obviously make the best spys. Why! Because men spys are a bunch of sexist slugs who’ll spill … Continue reading

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Having Trouble Finding A Date? Get A Dog. Um….a real one, not a butt ugly woman that is.

Yes, we’ve all been that route. Longing for a meaningful relationship and tired of the same old routine of going into a bar and hitting on whatever breathes. Or at least shows some signs of life. Now comes yet another … Continue reading

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Dating Service Sites……..The Shape of Things To Come.

Either there are a lot of real butt ugly no personality dregs of the earth type people out there who couldn’t get a date if their life depended on it, or……we’re becoming a society of lazy slugs who just wanna … Continue reading

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Australian Woman Proves Men Are Lower Than Amoebas

I for one, being a man, never once doubted that men are lower than amoebas. Maybe even lower. And, for those of you who have no clue as to what an amoeba is, here’s the official “Funk & Funkit”¬† dictionary … Continue reading

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Old MacDonald Has A Dating Service…Eee-yi-eee-yi-oh

As I recall that Old MacDonald tune, it went something like this: “Old MacDonald had a farm, eee-yi-eee-yi-oh And on this farm he had a cow, eee-yi-eee-yi-oh With a moo moo here and a moo moo there Here a moo, … Continue reading

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A New Dating Service For Farmers. Oops……here come the sheep jokes.

I’m not kidding here¬†folks. Honest! There’s a new dating service similar to “Christian Mingle,” eHarmony,” and “Match.com.” Except with this new dating service you don’t have to be a Christian and like to mingle. Be able to carry a tune … Continue reading

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“Vanity Fair” Exposes Scientologists. Geez…the napkin company does expose’s?

Now I usually don’t like to get into religious stories because I personally think religion is a personal issue. Kinda like what’s in your medicine cabinet. It’s nobody’s business. Unless you’ve been praying that the Viagra or Cialis that’s in … Continue reading

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