Tag Archives: Alaska

Alaska Needs Our Help…….To Secede From the U.S.

Hey! I’m always ready to chip in and help Alaskans. Especially if they wanna secede from the United States. Hell, they’re not even attached to us in the first place, and as far as I’m concerned they should be their … Continue reading

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How Many People Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

I know, you thought that headline was a joke didn’t you. Something like: (Question) How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? (Woman’s Answer) One. Only one!!!! And do you know why it only takes … Continue reading

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Sarah Palin to Run for Senate? OMG! Thank You…Ohhhh thank you.

It’s a humor blog writers ultimate dream. Both Texas Governor Rick Perry and Sarah Palin considering running for office again. And just when I had filed all of my Perry/Palin cartoons in a drawer somewhere in a hermetically sealed mayonnaise … Continue reading

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FINALLY! The Purrfect Candidate.

I’ve always said that if animals could run for office we’d be a lot better off considering the present animals we have in office can’t be tamed. Or trained to use a litter box or poop in the woods. Although … Continue reading

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Martha Stewart Has Legs….The NRA Convention….They Have Arms.

I centered today’s blog on two subjects today. Martha Stewart and the NRA. Why? Because I write this blog and I can decide on whatever the freak I wanna write about. So there! Doesn’t have to make any sense…..I just do … Continue reading

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Sarah Palin: Open Mouth….Insert Foot.

I’m not arguing the point that Ms. Palin doesn’t have the right to say what she thinks. Just as the 2nd amendment guarantees the right for every American citizen to arm bears, we also have the right to freedom of … Continue reading

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The Phrase, “Cash Cow” or, “Milking The Cow” Is An Insult To All Cows

So, you ask…what exactly is a “cash cow?”  Well folks, it’s the same as “milking the cow.” In other words, if you have a cow and it’s producing milk, perhaps even chocolate milk, and you can make a buck off … Continue reading

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