Monthly Archives: June 2012

Your Video Will Begin After These *!!#^%$#!! Messages. WTF!

OK….I get it already. In fact, I’ve gotten to the point I just wanna yell out, “I’m Mad As Hell And I Ain’t Gonna Take It Anymore!”  BUT.. it seems like I have no choice considering everywhere I go some … Continue reading

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The Phrase, “Cash Cow” or, “Milking The Cow” Is An Insult To All Cows

So, you ask…what exactly is a “cash cow?”  Well folks, it’s the same as “milking the cow.” In other words, if you have a cow and it’s producing milk, perhaps even chocolate milk, and you can make a buck off … Continue reading

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I Was Having A Great Day Until…………………..

Until I saw a photo of a pregnant Tori Spelling on the Internet. Am I the only one whose skin crawled at this pic? When I saw that Congress, (those idiots who decide what’s good for all of us lemmings) … Continue reading

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Hmmmmm. Better Sex Tips Under The “Home & Garden Catagory.”

So here I was surfing the Internet when I came across yet another story about the book, “50 shades of Grey.”  Being grey myself, and knowing full well that this book is about sex and not dying your hair when … Continue reading

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Reasons Why You Should Take Surveys: Subtitled: “Hey, are you freakin’ serious?”

Look….I’ll be the first to admit that I used to absolutely hate taking surveys. Mostly the one’s where some schmuck calls you at dinner time and asks you a bunch of dumb questions like, “do you get upset when some … Continue reading

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Since When Can’t You Say The Word “Virginia?” Um…oops…..I Meant “Vagina.” Sorry……….

Geez….really got get me a new pair of bifocals. Actually, you can’t say the dreaded word, “vagina” if you are a Michigan State Representative and your name is Lisa Brown (D) and you said it on the House Floor. I … Continue reading

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It’s Sunday. So Whats The Big News? MMM Boobs and Some Nutcase Has Sex With A Teddy Bear. WTF!

I’ve come to the conclusion that the media have nothing better to do on a weekend but leave their reporting duties to interns with no news experience while they take off for Marthas Vineyard, go camping in the Rockies or … Continue reading

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