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“UPS.” U Pay Substantially

Innovation n.noun The act of introducing something new. Something newly introduced. Except for idiots who want us to ship a heavy thing to California. Yep…..today’s blog is about UPS and my wonderful non shipping experience. For those of you who … Continue reading

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Corporations Are People Too. Which Is Why “These” Corporate Logos Should be Used

I always have a soft spot in my heart for corporations. But, I’ve since had a couple of medical stints put in to correct that problem. I feel much better. But, ever since Mitt Romney coined that phrase, “Corporations Are … Continue reading

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Links You Should Never Touch. Um….cept this one…..

“Credit.com” and reporter Adam Levin posted this story about the 5 Internet links, (unlike sausage links) that you or I should never click on. This of course after I’ve already clicked on just about all of them. WTF! Adam starts … Continue reading

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Today’s Blog Will Drive You Stinkin’ Buggy.

Just when you think it’s safe to come out of the house, another stinkin’ (literally) bug is out there waiting to make your life miserable. And this particular bug actually does stink. It’s called the “Stink Bug,” because, as I … Continue reading

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Starbucks. Now At Your Local Funeral Home.

Yes folks, this was the headline news story I came across today: Coffins & Coffee: Starbucks to Open Inside Upstate Funeral Home Obviously a coffee lovers ultimate dream. “Dear, where ya goin?” “I’m headed to Robinson’s Funeral Home honey for … Continue reading

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Cat and Mouse Game With Blackie The Snake

As far as I’m concerned, snakes, all snakes should be hanging out where all snakes are supposed to hang out. Arizona, Texas, New Mexico and any other place where, again, as far as I’m concerned, any self-respecting snake should be … Continue reading

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The Oscar Nominations…..REALLY!!!

Every stinkin’ year we normal everyday slugs have to endure the horn blowing and hype of the entertainment industry as they pat themselves on the back for a great job for giving us movies to keep us entertained so that … Continue reading

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