Tag Archives: Sesame Street

Cheerios, Racism, and Is Elmo The Muppet Going Berserk?

It’s bad enough we all have to deal with all kinds of idiots in our daily lives. In fact, a lot of those dregs of the earth lurk on social media sites just waiting for an opportunity to make a … Continue reading

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What is a “Reince Priebus.” Hint: It’s Not A Sports Car.

A Reince Priebus is a person. Most notably the chairman of the Republican Party. Whose parents obviously hated him otherwise they wouldn’t have given him the name of “Reince” to go along with “Priebus.” Sounds like a foreign sports car you’d buy … Continue reading

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“Hot Teachers” Make The News. Subtitled: Where The Hell Were They When I Was In High School

I think we’ve all been down this path once or twice. Ms. Honeybunz, the high school English teacher enters the room in her body clinging sarong, well, maybe not a sarong, but in our adolescent minds, it WAS a sarong … Continue reading

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Happy St. Patricks Day, or Night, Depending On Your Time Zone…or if you’re a green alien.

Yes, today is St. Patrick’s day, and, like everyone else, I am indeed Irish today. In honor of St. Patrick, I ventured out into my backyard in an attempt to find a four-leaf clover, as I am extremely superstitious, and … Continue reading

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Muppets To Stage Huge Protest…Watch Out For “Big Bird” Poop.

Breaking news. The Muppets are planning a huge “Million Muppet March” protest in Washington, D.C. on November 3rd at the National Mall. (note…the “National Mall” is where people gather and not a shopping mall, just in case some of you … Continue reading

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Big Bird and The Entire Muppets May Get Laid Off. So Much For Job Creaton Mitt.

The theme of this years Presidential campaign is “job creation.” YES! Every single candidate is going to create jobs. Jobs up the ol kazoo. So many jobs in fact, that we’ll have too many jobs to handle ourselves and we’ll … Continue reading

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The Push To Have Bert & Ernie Admit They’re Gay and Get Married

OMG!! Bert and Ernie are gay?  When the hell did this happen?  Why didn’t anybody tell me?  They’re considering getting married?  When?  OMG!!!  OMG!!!  How did I miss this.  I’ve been watching Bert and Ernie since 1969 and never even … Continue reading

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