Tag Archives: Kermit

“BREAKING NEWS” Miss Piggy and Kermit Call It Quits.

I knew it wouldn’t last. There was no way that relationship between Kermit and Miss Piggy was gonna go anywhere. Once a pig, always a pig. Now, that pig, Miss Piggy has dumped Kermit because he’s not only a pig, … Continue reading

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Martha Stewart Has Legs….The NRA Convention….They Have Arms.

I centered today’s blog on two subjects today. Martha Stewart and the NRA. Why? Because I write this blog and I can decide on whatever the freak I wanna write about. So there! Doesn’t have to make any sense…..I just do … Continue reading

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Muppets To Stage Huge Protest…Watch Out For “Big Bird” Poop.

Breaking news. The Muppets are planning a huge “Million Muppet March” protest in Washington, D.C. on November 3rd at the National Mall. (note…the “National Mall” is where people gather and not a shopping mall, just in case some of you … Continue reading

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Big News…World’s Oldest Frog Croaks….Kermit In Mourning

Yes folks, it with a …..(cough)…um…sorry…It is with a deep and…(cough)…damn! …..excuse me, I think I have a frog in my throat…..(ahem) Hack….Hack! Ok, that’s much better. It is with a deep and heavy heart that I must report to … Continue reading

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Sexual Sexantics Involving Sexual Sex Stuff In Politicasex Sexual Situations

SEX….SEX….SEX….It’s how we all originally got here in the first place. Unless its true that aliens are among us as some people claim.  Although I don’t quite remember how I was involved when it came to me being here.  Has … Continue reading

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The Push To Have Bert & Ernie Admit They’re Gay and Get Married

OMG!! Bert and Ernie are gay?  When the hell did this happen?  Why didn’t anybody tell me?  They’re considering getting married?  When?  OMG!!!  OMG!!!  How did I miss this.  I’ve been watching Bert and Ernie since 1969 and never even … Continue reading

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