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I Really Love Sarah Palin. She Makes Me Look Freakin’ Smart.

(Palin) “He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin’ sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that … Continue reading

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So How Would Benedict Arnold Be Portrayed In The News Today?

If you’ve been following the Edward Snowden story, the guy that leaked information about various spying programs the U.S. has, you either think this guy is a super hero with a big set of balls for taking on the government … Continue reading

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Now You Can Pull Your Own Teeth. Do It Yourself Dentistry…Oh Joy!

— Why it was just last week that I said to myself, “Geez, if I could only give myself a route canal without having to pay all the expenses that it would entail.”  Not that I actually need a root … Continue reading

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Boston Market Shakes Things Up………….Or Not.

“Pssssst! Het buddy…..ya wanna good deal on some salt?” “Salt?  Why do I need a deal on salt?” “OMG! Ya haven’t hoid..geez……it’s all over da news pal. Dem guys at Boston Market are takin’ all dere salt shakers offa da … Continue reading

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Another Logically Challenged Person. Yet Another MW “Flying Fickle Finger Feather Award”

Twice in one month. Yep, twice in one month I’ve had the honor of bestowing the MisfitWisdom “Flying Fickle Finger Feather”award.  This has never happened before.  I’m simply overwhelmed. Now, before I reveal this month’s honored recipient, I must caution … Continue reading

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History 101 For Aspiring Politicians

I never realized just how dumb I was regarding my knowledge of history until this big flap about Sarah Palin’s take on Paul Revere made the news.  It’s come to my attention that maybe she’s right about Revere’s famous ride. … Continue reading

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Sarah Palin’s Revised Lessons In History

I’m tellin’ ya, the things you learn by watching Sarah Palin. I never knew you could actually see Russia from her back porch. Or how to skin a fish. Or that she could actually create words, like when George Bush … Continue reading

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