Tag Archives: John McCain

Merry Christmas. WHAT! This Is What I Got You For Christmas!!!!

(Christmas 2012 I posted this blog. Thought I’d repost it on this Christmas 2015 as it is still rather timely considering some of the same characters are in the news today. Merry Christmas everyone) Christmas morning everyone opened their gifts … Continue reading

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Another Edition Of: “Days You Should Be Celebrating In March.”

March, of course, is best noted for people telling you to f**k off and go fly a freakin’ kite. As well as St. Patrick’s Day. And we all know the Irish will be celebrating in pubs all across the land … Continue reading

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Well, We’re Going From “Bubbling” To Armpit Hair. I’m On A Roll Here.

It’s amazing the number of people who are just freakin’ weird and roaming around totally unrestricted among us. It’s really scary. Yesterday was that story from Australia about men peeing in their mouths, which is called “bubbling.” Today it’s about … Continue reading

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Now From CNN…Um, sorry…Now From MWNN*….. *MisfitWisdom News Network

No, there actually isn’t a Misfit News Network, but there should be as far as I’m concerned. If only to have some news about other things other than that missing Malaysian airline. AT LEAST UNTIL THEY ACTUALLY FIND IT! if….they … Continue reading

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Off The Wall News Headlines This Week. Porno, Pandas, Light Bulbs, Penny’s and Dead People

Sometimes when you look for an interesting article to write about, and you actually find something, and then start to get your thoughts together, you sometimes get sidetracked as you’re surfing the web by a headline that just doesn’t seem … Continue reading

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The New Terrorist Threat: Bunnies!

Oh sure, Homeland Security is all over the place keeping eyes on terrorist type people and checking body scanners at airports just to see if per chance Kim Kardashian might have had a body scan, but, where are they when … Continue reading

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Romney Picks Ryan As VP. Damn! I Got All Excited. I Thought It Was Meg Ryan.

Just like everyone else, I was anticipating with bated breath, whatever bated breath means, most likely holding a worm in one’s mouth while attempting to put such worm on a hook, when I learned that Mitt Romney was going to … Continue reading

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