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Deck The Halls With Political Correctiveness……..”Merry *******” (censored)

Deck the halls with boughs of  Holly fa la la la la, la la la………….. “Hey pal, what’s with the holly decking hall stuff? Not all of us can afford to fork over big bucks for freakin’ holy ya know! … Continue reading

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Corporations Are People Too. Which Is Why “These” Corporate Logos Should be Used

I always have a soft spot in my heart for corporations. But, I’ve since had a couple of medical stints put in to correct that problem. I feel much better. But, ever since Mitt Romney coined that phrase, “Corporations Are … Continue reading

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If I…..Strike That…If “They” Only Had A Brain

So you get up later on the weekend. Say like around 8:30 or 9am. Figure, “Hey, what the hell. Think I’ll treat myself to a McDonald’s breakfast and do some shopping. So, by the time you do all your prepping … Continue reading

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Babies Do WHAT In The Womb? OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The MW…”FFFFA” Award.

There are just some things I just do NOT wanna know. First on my list is what a doctor sees when he’s sticking that camera up my butt during a colonoscopy. Second on my list involves almost the same procedure, which … Continue reading

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How To Get $50 Million Dollars Writing. Writing This Blog Is NOT One Way.

If you’re a writer, this may be of interest to you. The wife of billionaire real estate mongrel, um, no that’s not right, it should be real estate “mogul” Sam Zell is giving $50 million dollars to support the University … Continue reading

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Starbucks. Now At Your Local Funeral Home.

Yes folks, this was the headline news story I came across today: Coffins & Coffee: Starbucks to Open Inside Upstate Funeral Home Obviously a coffee lovers ultimate dream. “Dear, where ya goin?” “I’m headed to Robinson’s Funeral Home honey for … Continue reading

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Verizon Should Merge With Bank of America…Same Bunch Of Idiots.

My patience is really on the breaking point with these companies. It’s called, “The Nickel and Dime Syndrome.”  Or, as I like to call it simply, “DUH.” (Pay extreme attention here Verizon) DUH, because these companies still don’t have a … Continue reading

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