Monthly Archives: January 2015

OMFG! The Bats**t Loonies Were Out Last Week….and they’re running our government!

Ya know, I’ve always said to myself, “Self, you should get involved in politics.” To which self replied, “Forget it you damn idiot, you’d make a complete ass outta yourself.” Sooooooo, I took myself’s advice and stayed out of politics, … Continue reading

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Sooooooooooooo……………….WTF Does “FREE” Mean?

It’s come to my attention that too much is coming to my attention. Normal people don’t worry about stupid stuff like I do. Which is why I’m paying too much attention to that word “free.” Never really bothered me before … Continue reading

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I Love Cats….But….Achooooooooooo!!!!!

Winter is a very stressful time for me. At least when it comes to having allergies. Specifically, cat allergies. And we have three of those critters. Cassie the calico, (nicknamed “Barfy” for the number of times she barfs, usually at … Continue reading

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The Golden Globe Awards. Hollywood Patting Itself On The Back Once Again.

Do you have any idea how many awards programs there are out there so that Hollywood can once again pat itself on the back for giving all of us such great entertainment. The Grammy Awards, The Oscars, The Golden Globe … Continue reading

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HEY! Have I Got Two Great Start Up Business Ideas!!! You’ll Make Millions!!!!!!

  Everybody wants to start their own business. Which is why there’s a magazine called “Entrepreneur Magazine.” It lists all kinds of ideas for anyone who wants to go into business for themselves. If, of course, you have a few … Continue reading

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Babies Come From WHERE!!!! OMG!!!

If you’re under the age of 10, and have no idea where babies come from, DO NOT CONTINUE TO READ THIS BLOG! On the other hand, if “I” were under the age of ten and wanted to know where babies … Continue reading

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With Regard To The Tragic Events In France

Time to insert my two cents, or francs, into the recent tragic events in France. I do this because of the fact that I myself write, or attempt to write, comedy and sometimes touch on subjects that on occasion piss … Continue reading

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