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NO! I Don’t Want A Freakin’ Smartphone! My Dumb Phone Works Just Fine.

I get asked this question constantly by my friends, all three of them. “Hey…..how come you don’t have a smartphone?” To which I reply. “Because my dumb phone works just fine thank you.” Then they go into explaining all the … Continue reading

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There’s A Lot of Really Good Reasons To Be A Hermit

It’s come to my attention that way too much is coming to my attention, therefore I’ve been thinking seriously of the advantages of becoming a hermit. I’m actually fine till I turn on the tube first thing in the morning … Continue reading

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Very Soon My Television Set Will Be Turned Into A Planter In My Yard

Very soon I will be suffering from a condition I call, “NWWOFTVS.” (Nothing Worth Watching On F**king TV Syndrome”) I suspect there will be a new medical profession catering to those of us who suffer from this condition. Or a … Continue reading

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I Think Senator Joni Ernst Hypnotized Me…OMG…Ahm Gonna get Castrated!!!!!

Like every other lemming glued to our television sets on Tuesday night, I too watched the President’s State of the Union speech. Only because there wasn’t anything else worth watching on TV because just about every channel that carries my … Continue reading

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WTF! “F” OMFG, Do I Give A F**K! and More Of The Same.

Ya know, I’m really getting a bit f**king tired of having to type what I just typed, which was f**king using asterisks because it’s the polite way of writing things. But…I do it just to please the censors at f**king … Continue reading

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