Yes, the big news all over the Internet is that Taylor Swift finally revealed, finally, that she has a belly button.
As you know, there has been wide speculation that Swift, 25, may not have actually had one. Because no one had ever seen it. Rumors persisted that Swift may actually be from another planet where belly buttons are optional. After all, what useful purpose does a belly button serve anyhow. Other than a repository for lint.
So, to quell all those nasty rumors, Swift finally revealed her belly button for all to see while visting the island of Maui in Hawaii. The perfect place to expose anyone’s belly button. Along with any other body parts if you wish to do so.
Here’s the statement Swift issued with regard to finally exposing her belly button:
“I don’t like showing my belly button. When you start showing your belly button then you’re really committing to the midriff thing. I only partially commit to the midriff thing—you’re only seeing lower rib cage.. “I don’t want people to know if I have one or not. As far as anyone knows based on my public appearances, they haven’t seen evidence of a belly button. It could be pierced. They have no idea.
“If I’m going to get some sort of massive tattoo, it’s going to be right next to my belly button because no one’s ever going to see that,” she added.
So this finally should put an end to all those nasty rumors that Taylor did not have a belly button. We can all rest easily now knowing that.
I, for one, however, am a bit disappointed. When news first broke about Taylor never showing off her belly button, I figured this was my perfect opportunity to scoop those tabloid magazines and web sites and stalk out Taylor’s Watch Hill, Rhode Island mansion and catch a photo of her possibly airing out her belly button as she stepped out on to her massive beach front patio.
Or, at least getting some actual lint from HER belly button……just to prove that she did have one. And, possibly getting some of her belly button lint…….as a keepsake of course.
Weeks I tell ya. Weeks out in the freezing cold outside of Taylor’s mansion hiding under a cardboard box I acquired from Raymour and Flanigan. (I know they recycle every cardboard box they ship stuff to people in but they weren’t gonna get this one)
Do ya think I caught a glimpse of Taylor? NO!
BUT……I did manage to snap THIS belly button photo in front of Taylor’s home. For what it’s worth. Hey, at least it wasn’t a lost cause.
I might add that shortly after snapping that above photo I really don’t give a rats ass about EVER seeing another belly button.
Incidentally, I did call Raymour and Flanigan and asked them if they’d like to have their box back. Just doing my part in the recycling cause.
So, now that this nonsense about Taylor not having a belly button has been put to rest, we can move on to more important things.
Like, does President Obama actually have a belly button?
Any birthers out there care to take this one on?
And, finally, to end today’s blog on a disgusting note, as long as we’ve already covered belly buttons and lint…………….
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