Tag Archives: England

Bartending, Drunks, Taxis, Hookers and Blogs. Not necessarily in that order.

Writing this blog and having a lot of people from all over the world follow it is one of the joys of writing this nonsense. And, I as well follow other bloggers just to see what the hell they’re writing. … Continue reading

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How Many People Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

I know, you thought that headline was a joke didn’t you. Something like: (Question) How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? (Woman’s Answer) One. Only one!!!! And do you know why it only takes … Continue reading

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English Guy Says He’s Fathered An Alien Child. We’re Not Talkin’ Aliens From Another Country Here.

Look, I didn’t fall off of the banana truck yesterday ya know. I’ll admit I’m a great one for some conspiracy theories and stuff, mainly the JFK, RFK and MLK Assassinations, and most recently, the TWA Flight 800 revelations. BUT….I draw … Continue reading

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How To Save A Buck. Subtitled: Look Ma, I’m A Kleptomaniac.

I’m all for saving a few bucks to make ends meet. But I don’t go off the radical deep end doing it. Yeah sure, I swipe a few extra “Splendas” here and there, maybe even some extra napkins. But only … Continue reading

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England’s King Richard III Found. Geez….I Didn’t Even Know He Was Missing.

Sometimes you just have to keep in touch with old friends otherwise they go missing and you never hear about it till eons later. Like maybe even 500 years or so. Such is the case of England’s King Richard, (Dick … Continue reading

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OK…I Get It…It’s freakin’ C-c-c-old. So, Lets Get Naked.

Yep, I just said to myself this morning when I looked at my outdoor thermometer and saw that it was 10 degrees outside, “Hey, wouldn’t it be great to just strip off all of my clothes and go running naked … Continue reading

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Vegan’s Gone Wild. A New Painful Twist To Protesting

“Soooo Harvey, whaddya wanna do today? I’m really bored.” “Geez, I dunno Festus, whaddya you wanna do?” “HEY! How about we go down to the street corner and get ourselves branded with a hot branding iron!” “YEAH! Sure beats just hangin’ around … Continue reading

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