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The New “Wonder Woman” Makes Me Wonder……………and more…….

Ok, so it’s time for “Wonder Woman” to finally get a new outfit. After all, Superman went out and bought himself a new outfit didn’t he. Soooo, in case you happened to be under the influence of Kryptonite and missed … Continue reading

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Deaf! I Ain’t Goin’ Deaf. I’m Just Tryin’ To Ignore You. Duh!

Did ya ever notice that when you’re relaxing for the evening, perhaps sitting on the sofa watching mindless television, like “Rocky” (1976), “Rocky II” (1979), “Rocky III” (1982), “Rocky IV” (1985), “Rocky V” (1990) and “Rocky Balboa” (2006) that your … Continue reading

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The “Westboro Bozo Church” Strikes Again

It’s been a few months since the “Westboro Baptist Church” has been in the news. “OMG! What to do. We haven’t been in the news recently. Gawd….call Sarah Palin and ask her how we can get some attention here for … Continue reading

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New Report: Single Men Are A Bunch Of Slobs

Sometimes ya have to wonder how certain news outlets assign reporters cutting edge news stories. Example: I’ve imagined this conversation between “The Sideshow” reporter Eric Pfeiffer and his editor. “Soooooo, Eric, I see you’ve done some really great investigative reporting … Continue reading

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OK You Mothers….Here’sYour Mother’s Day Tribute……..um….maybe.

Today of course, as we all know by now, especially if you forgot to get your mother a mother’s day card, is Mothers Day. The day which we all pay our respects to all mothers for putting up with our bullshit … Continue reading

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Sex = Funderwear = Smartphones = Really Safe Sex.

Lest you think that “I” am the only one with sex on the brain because I just happen to come across stories involving sex or sheep, I take absolutely no responsibility for this next story which “I” did not find … Continue reading

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Ah So, Ah Jun, South Korean Artist Is Ah Scary

Did ya ever go on one of those sightseeing tours, say like on top of a building that’s verrrry high, and as you peer over the side you begin to get either a severe case of Alfred Hitchcock’s “Vertigo,” (minus Jimmy Stewart and Kim … Continue reading

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Megan Fox Is A Fox In A New Movie Entitled: “This Is 40” Movie. (another boob story)

You all know what a shallow slug I am by now. Mention the word, “boobs” and I’m all over it. Um, the story about boobs, not boobs literally. Although that’s not a bad idea either. So when I came across … Continue reading

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I Want My Own Damn Super Pac…or at least a backpac’ I can carry money in.

Super Pacs are nothing like Superman, and should not be confused with the man of steel whom we all loved and cherished because he could leap tall buildings at a single bound, was faster than a speeding bullet and was … Continue reading

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OMG!!! Twinkies! Ho Ho’s! Ding Dongs! Bankrupt!!!

I can’t take it anymore. Just when you think it’s safe to run to your local store and buy a damn Twinkie to settle your nerves, Hostess announces that it’s filing for bankruptcy protection. What the hell is this world … Continue reading

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